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Maajabu kwa mlevi

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Mkwaruzo, Mar 3, 2011.

  1. Mkwaruzo

    Mkwaruzo JF-Expert Member

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    Baada ya kurudi chooni, mlevi akaanza kumhadithia mke wake.
    Mlevi: Mke wangu, chooni nimeona maajabu. Nimefungua mlango, taa ikawaka. Nikajaribu kuufunga, taa imezima. Nilipofungua tena imewaka, mi nikaogopa kuingia chooni, nikakojoa nikiwa nimesimama pale pale mlangoni.
    Mke (huku akiwa kachukiwa akaanza kusema): Sh**z, mlevi mkubwa wee, ushaenda kukojoa ktk FRIJI...
     
  2. Globu

    Globu JF-Expert Member

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    Safi sana. Nafikiri alikunywa GONGO huyo
     
  3. Kimbweka

    Kimbweka JF-Expert Member

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    Duh haya bana
     
  4. S

    Slm Senior Member

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    Ha! Ulevi gani huo, huyo kazidi
     
  5. Mkwaruzo

    Mkwaruzo JF-Expert Member

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    hebu ipitie ile ya It's me utajua nani kazidi
     
  6. Babu Lao

    Babu Lao JF-Expert Member

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    Huyu ndio mlevi wa karne ya 21!!!
     
  7. Washawasha

    Washawasha JF-Expert Member

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    viva walevi
     
  8. Ney wa Barca

    Ney wa Barca JF-Expert Member

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    huyo akunywa pombe za kienyeji
     
  9. Garmii

    Garmii Senior Member

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    Ndio adabu ya ulabu ilivyo.
     
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    Mmwaminifu JF-Expert Member

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    Huyo mlevi kweli.
     
  11. Matti

    Matti Member

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    tehe tehe teheee!
     
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