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M-bongo na M-kenya!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Jaguar, Sep 18, 2012.

  1. Jaguar

    Jaguar JF-Expert Member

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    Mtanzania na mkenya waliingia supermarket moja jijini DSM.Walipotoka nje,mkenya akawa anajigamba kwamba wakenya ni wajanja kuliko wa-TZ huku akimuonesha m-TZ chocolate tatu alizokwiba supermarket.M-bongo akamshawishi mkenya warudi tena ndani ya supermarket ili naye akamuoneshe ustadi wake.Walipofika tu ndani,m-TZ akamwambia mhudumu,'nataka kukuonesha mazingaombwe,hebu niletee chocolate tatu!'.Yule mhudumu akamletea chocolate tatu,jamaa akazila zote mbele ya mhudumu halafu akasema,'unaona mhudumu,mwenyewe umeshuhudia nimekula chocolate tatu lakini amini usiamini,chocolate zako ziko mfukoni kwa huyu jamaa'.Mhudumu akamkagua mkenya mfukoni then akachukua chocolate zake zote tatu.
     
  2. Katavi

    Katavi Platinum Member

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    Hahahaah!! Kwa hiyo hapo nani mjanja zaidi ya mwenzake?
     
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    ELVIC NOVIC Member

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    amakweli mtz ni noma:flypig::flypig::flypig:
     
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    chopeko JF-Expert Member

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    hahahaha i like it asee:A S 465::A S 465:
     
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    Ndibalema JF-Expert Member

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    Huyo Mbongo ni msaliti kama kawaida yao.
     
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    Translated
     
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    Wajad JF-Expert Member

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    Wakitoka nje hizo ngumi zake usipime.
     
  8. Raia Fulani

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    janja na janjauri
     
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    Tehe tehe tehe,hii nimeipenda sana..
     
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    Root JF-Expert Member

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    heheh ilikuwa dukani
     
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    THK DJAYZZ JF-Expert Member

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    Near by Tukuyu Mbeya
     
  12. Jaguar

    Jaguar JF-Expert Member

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    Ndo ivo ivo wala hujakoseaaaaa!
     
  13. Jaguar

    Jaguar JF-Expert Member

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    Haya bhana,ushaondoka kwetu Tunduma?
     
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    pretty n JF-Expert Member

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    Chezea wakunyumba ww?
     
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    aduwilly JF-Expert Member

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    hata kama, ila jamaa ame-make our day, kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa
     
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    WAHEED SUDAY JF-Expert Member

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    Pande zipi mkuu huko Tukuyu? Makandana, Ndembela, Kirwa road, Bagamoyo, Katumba au
     
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    kwaio mkenya mwizi mmbongo mjanja?wakiwackia
     
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    Hahahahahaaaa...
     
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    La Voz Member

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    roho mbaya mbona hukuileta, acha watu wafurahi
     
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    Mbongo ni balaa
     
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