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Loving wife!!!!

Discussion in 'Mahusiano, mapenzi, urafiki' started by M-pesa, Sep 27, 2011.

  1. M-pesa

    M-pesa JF-Expert Member

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    A man breaks into a house to look for money and guns. Inside, he finds couple in bed. He orders the guy out of the bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the home owner's wife to the bed the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up & goes into the bathroom.
    While he's in there, the husband whispers over to his wife:'Listen, this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! He's probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't Complain...do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much henauseates you. This guy is obviously very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us both. Be strong, honey. I love you!'His wife responds: 'He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me that he's gay, thinks you're cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too.
     
  2. Bujibuji

    Bujibuji JF-Expert Member

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    tumechoka sasa, miaka nenda rudi tunatumiwa toilet pepa hii hiii.
    Tafuteni vingine vya kukopi na kupesti
     
  3. feis buku

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    tehethetetet copy and pest!!
     
  4. kikahe

    kikahe JF-Expert Member

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    Hahahahahahaha!!! No Comments!
     
  5. lolyz

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    Mmmmhhhhh ties him... gay...vaseline...yanini sasa
     
  6. OTIS

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    khaaa
    OTIS.
     
  7. fabinyo

    fabinyo JF-Expert Member

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    ....hebu hiyo story iendelee sasa tuone huko mbele
     
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