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Love Making Machine

Discussion in 'JF Chit-Chat' started by Bujibuji, Oct 23, 2011.

  1. Bujibuji

    Bujibuji JF-Expert Member

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    A woman was having sex with her lover in
    her apartment, 20 stores high. Suddenly she
    hears her husband arriving at the
    apartment. So she tells the lover 'Don't move
    at all, I will resolve this situation'. The
    husband gets in and asks 'Who is this!?'.
    The wife says 'This is a robot I bought to
    have sex with when you are out of town'.
    The husband says 'Ok let's have sex now'.
    The wife answers back 'No sweethe...art
    yesterday I started my period but let me go
    make a cup of coffee for you'. After the wife
    left the husband says 'Damn it I'm so horny,
    I will fu#k this robot!'.
    So he tries to fu#k the robot, it (lover) starts
    talking in a metallic robotic way saying
    'SYSTEM ERROR! WRONG HOLE! SYSTEM
    ERROR! WRONG HOLE'. The husband says
    'Damn this robot is broken not working
    properly. I'm throwing it out the window!'.
    The lover realises that he is on the 20th floor
    and fearing for his death changes
    'SOFTWARE UPDATE!!! SOFTWARE UPDATE!!!
    PLEASE TRY AGAIN !!!! PLEASE TRY AGAIN !!!!
     
  2. Roulette

    Roulette JF-Expert Member

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    mmmmmhhhh, in another world this joke could be funny...
     
  3. Sumbalawinyo

    Sumbalawinyo JF-Expert Member

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    Hii kali
     
  4. O

    Otorong'ong'o JF-Expert Member

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    mkuu yan nimecheka mpaka basi. Kwe hii kali
     
  5. K

    Kchibo Member

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    Tehe tehe tehe! Nimeipenda.... But sitaki kujua nini kilifuata.
     
  6. L

    Legend Hax Member

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    Oct 24, 2011
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    tehe tehe tehe! du! Huyo robot alifanya nyeusi sana,
     
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