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Love Letter

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by RR, Jan 29, 2010.

  1. RR

    RR JF-Expert Member

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    To
    Juliet
    Grade 7.0 S.M

    Sub: Offer of love!

    Dearest Ms Juliet,

    I am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in Love with you since the 14th of October (Saturday).

    With reference to the meeting held between us on the 13th of Oct. At 1500 hrs, I would like to present myself as a prospective lover.

    Our love affair would be on probation for a period of three months and depending on compatibility, would be made permanent.

    Of course, upon completion of probation, there will be continuous on the job training and performance appraisal schemes leading up to promotion from lover to spouse.

    The expenses incurred for coffee and entertainment would initially be shared equally between us. Later, based on your performance, I might take up a larger share of the expenses.

    However I am broadminded enough to be taken care of, on your expense account.

    I request you to kindly respond within 30 days of receiving this letter, failing which, this offer would be canceled without further notice and I shall be considering someone else.

    I would be happy, if you could forward this letter to your sister, if you do not wish to take up this offer.

    Wish you all the best!

    Thanking you in anticipation,

    Yours sincerely,
    Romeo (HR Manager)
     
  2. Bujibuji

    Bujibuji JF-Expert Member

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    Kazi kwelikweli
     
  3. Pearl

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    Mmmmh balaa
     
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    Bujibuji JF-Expert Member

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    Jamani hajambo therengeti wangu?
     
  5. Pearl

    Pearl JF-Expert Member

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    Therengeti wako yuko pouwa kenda xul,eti anasema"mama nimechoka shule "
     
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    Bujibuji JF-Expert Member

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    haha haha aaaaaa..
    mpe moyo mwambie leo wanafunga watafungua jumatatu
     
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    Kalimwage Member

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    No comments namshauri ''Pearl'' ampatie dada yake jamaa yupo seriously
     
  8. Pearl

    Pearl JF-Expert Member

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    Yap hiyo iko ouwa kabsaaaaaaa,nimemwambia leo anaenda kwa bb kafurai kinoma,next wiki ntamwambai anaenda kwa uncle bujiiiiiiiiiiiii
     
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    Ah ah ah mm sina dada dia au niende mwenyewe?
     
  10. RR

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    Hey guyz, can someone be a juliet and respond to this official love letter?
     
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    Msindima JF-Expert Member

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    Aahhh weekend imeanza,barua imenichekesha mie.
     
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    Jeni Senior Member

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    Mhhhh kazi ipo
     
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    bwabwa???
     
  14. RR

    RR JF-Expert Member

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    Lol....no thanx..
    he/she is in my ignore list.
    The likes of Pearl, Binti Maringo, MJ1, vivian etc
     
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    ahahahahahaaah, weekend imeanza
     
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    charles mususa Senior Member

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    Usiende kwake bwana mbabaishaji na hajatulia
     
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    madule Senior Member

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    Bwabwa atafaa mkuu!
    hahahah1
     
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