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Love letter

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Mabel, Feb 1, 2011.

  1. Mabel

    Mabel JF-Expert Member

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    1. Love Letter,

      This is a love letter from a boy to a Girl….However, the Girl’s father does not like him and so the boy wrote this letter to the girl. He knows that the girl’s father will definitely read this letter, read it without the line numbers………..

      1. “The great love that I have for you
      2. is gone, and I find my dislike for you
      3. grows every day. When I see you
      4. I do not even like your face;
      5. the one thing that I want to do is to
      6. look at other Girls. I never wanted to
      7. marry you. Our last conversation
      8. was very boring and has not
      9. made me look forward to seeing you again.
      10. You think only of yourself.
      11. If we were married, I know that I would find
      12. life very difficult, and I would have no
      13. pleasure in living with you. I have a heart
      14. to give, but it is not something that
      15. I want to give to you. No one is more
      16. foolish and selfish than you, and you are not
      17. able to care for me and help me
      18. I sincerely want you to understand that
      19. I speak the truth. You will do me a favor
      20. if you think this is the end, do not try
      21. to answer this. Your letters are fully of
      22. things that do not interest me. You have no
      23. true love for me. Good-bye! Believe me,
      24. I do not care for you. Please do not think that
      25. I am still your boyfriend.”


      So bad!! However, before handing over the letter to the girl, the boy told the girl to “READ EVERYOTHER LINE”, meaning-only to read 1, 3, 5, 7, 9, 11, 13… (Odd numbers)

      So try reading it again (only Odd no. lines)! It’s so smart & sweet…
     
  2. Mimibaba

    Mimibaba JF-Expert Member

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    It is nice but it cuts the even lines
     
  3. birungi

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    AHAHAHAHA lol
    very teqnic
     
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    dogo mjanja sana yan huku kam2kana baba mkwe na huku anamsifia demu wake yan fleesh!
     
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    Hah hah, wahenga walisema; "Penye nia pana njia!"
     
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    :clap2::clap2::clap2:
     
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    Duh nimeipenda hii
     
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    Dogo mjanja sana huyu.
     
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    Ha ha ha
     
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    Tehe tehe teheeee.....
     
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    The boy ni msanii wa hali ya juu
     
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    Huyo ni msanii ndani ya jumba la sanaa.
     
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    you made me:laugh:dogo janjaa sanaaa
     
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    :clap2::clap2::clap2::clap2:
     
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    kweli hapo dingi katoka patupu
     
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    Imetulia
     
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