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Love Letter From An Accountant

Discussion in 'Mahusiano, mapenzi, urafiki' started by X-PASTER, Mar 6, 2010.

  1. X-PASTER

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    Mar 6, 2010
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    In the Journal of my heart,
    I have written a Journal Entry,
    Debiting my love & crediting my affection,
    Now partner, you write the Narration.

    Your beauty is the Capital of our business,
    And your eyes are Stock In Trade,
    Now let us enter into a Transaction,
    Without providing Depreciation.

    Your first love I have already indicated,
    On the Ledger Folio column,
    Any way, our relations are based on,
    Double Entry System.

    Our love is Real & Tangible,
    Which can be realized,
    Interest on the same,
    Can be capitalized.

    Partner, you are like a Contra Entry,
    You are on my Debit Side & Credit Side,
    Both at the same time,
    Can it be posted into Ledger, that now you decide.

    And so my partner now let us Rectify,
    All our errors & total the Trial Balance,
    Of our affairs & emotions,
    Without maintaining any Suspense Account.

    And any difference in the Trial Balance,
    In the Balance Sheet of our life,
    Our children will be Assets & Liabilities,
    If they are boys, shall we call them Sundry Debtors?
    If they are girls, shall we call them Sundry Creditors?

    But if we have a boy & a girl,
    Our Balance Sheet will Tally automatically,
    And the Auditor will certify like this,

    "THE ACCOUNT SHOWS A TRUE & FAIR VIEW OF LOVELY BUSINESS CONDUCTED DURING LIFE'S ACCOUNTS"


    THANKS

     
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