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Love in the mental hospital

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Amenibariki, Mar 15, 2011.

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    Amenibariki Member

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    : Love in the Mental Hospital


    Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean
    they don't love you with all they have. Jim and Edna were both patients in a
    mental hospital.
    One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly
    jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there.
    Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Jim
    out.
    When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's heroic act, she
    immediately

    ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be

    mentally stable. When she went to tell Edna the news she said, "Edna, I have
    good news and bad news.

    The good news is you're being discharged; since you were able to respond
    rationally to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of another patient, I
    have concluded that your act displays that you have a sound mind.

    The bad news is, Jim, the patient you saved, hung himself in the bathroom with
    his bath robe belt right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he's dead."
    Edna replied, "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry.

    How soon can I go home?"
     
  2. Kiherehere

    Kiherehere JF-Expert Member

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    hahahahaaaa huyo haendi nyumbani... atakaa hapo kwa mda mrefu zaidi
     
  3. Katavi

    Katavi Platinum Member

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    Ahahahahaaaah!
     
  4. Washawasha

    Washawasha JF-Expert Member

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    hahahahahahahah haya bana
     
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    Amenibariki Member

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    hahahahahahah atakaa sana
     
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    She'll go home soon as never!
     
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    dingi Member

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    hahahahaha....thats really funny
     
  8. Donnie Charlie

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    ooooohhh Nooooo!, she is :shetani:
     
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    THK DJAYZZ JF-Expert Member

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    Sory to her
     
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    Amyner JF-Expert Member

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    Hahaha she's a real retard!
     
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    Shekispia JF-Expert Member

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    Pumbafu zake huyo na atabaki hapo milele!
     
  12. mkudeson

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    she will go hom later than sooner. Ha ha ha ha u made my day!
     
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