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look on how engineer approach a girl

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by zumbemkuu, Jul 3, 2011.

  1. zumbemkuu

    zumbemkuu JF Bronze Member

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    inawezekana ishawafikia siku nyingi, si mbaya tukijikumbusha kwa wale ambao wameisahau.

    An engineer proposing to a lady.................

    "Hi dear!

    Yesterday, I was passing by your rectangular house in
    trigonometric lane. There I saw you with your cute
    circular face, conical nose and spherical eyes,
    standing in your triangular garden.

    Before seeing you my heart was a null set, but when a
    vector of a particular magnitude from your eyes at a
    deviation of theta radians made a tangent to my heart,
    my heart differentiated.

    My love for you is a quadratic equation with real
    roots, which only you can solve by making good binary
    relation with me.

    The tangent of my love for you extends to infinity. I
    promise that I should not resolve you into partial
    fractions but if I do so, you can integrate me by
    applying the limits from zero to infinity.

    You are as essential to me as an element to aset.

    The geometry of my life revolves around your acute
    personality.

    My love, if you do not meet me at parabola restaurant
    on date 10 at sunset, when the sun is making an angle
    of 160 degrees, my heart would be like a solved
    polynomial of degree 10.

    With love from your higher order derivatives of maxima
    and minima, of an unknown function. You make my heart
    pump like a turbo diesel engine"

    " Who still say engineers cannot charm ladies?????
     
  2. Paul Kijoka

    Paul Kijoka JF-Expert Member

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    Nice jock. I like it. Tell us the way even Profs approach. I heard that they always instruct and infact they have no lines.
     
  3. zumbemkuu

    zumbemkuu JF Bronze Member

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    profs like maji marefu or? hahhahahahaha! hizo sijazipata bado.
     
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    Shery Member

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    I lyk it! Sijui doctorz nao wanasemaje!mmmmh!
     
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    hahaa,.nimeikubali,
     
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    menyidyo JF-Expert Member

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    mnatuzingua! doctor je?
     
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    Shega H Member

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    bro ur not only creative but you know this mavituz very well.i real appreciate it
     
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    mgodi JF-Expert Member

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    Prof wa Computer Sayansi akitongoza anaweza ongea hivi,, Penzi langu lina GB kubwa sana kwako mpenzi. Nataka ni INSTALL moyo wangu kwnye CPU ya nafsi yako.
     
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    Amoeba JF-Expert Member

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    Hii mbona ya kitabo sana hapa JF? Recycle!
     
  10. Good Guy

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    Honey i need you as much as an ion needs a charge,the minute i captured the photons of light reflected from your bright face,my heart froze like water at absolute temp,you exited me to a higher level i need to release xcess energy and fall to you ground level.lol
     
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    me i say engineers cannot charm ladies, unless a lad also is an engineer, why?
    higher order derivates, partial fractions, parabola, polynomial of degree ten etc
    too mathematical language, message wont be sent, unless money is used
     
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    Babu mchumi Member

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    teh teh teh teh mi ndo kwanza naipata kwako hiyo,hapati mtoto huyo coz hapo ni lugha gongana!
     
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    Good Guy JF-Expert Member

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    I dont know,with words like dis she doesn't need no money!'Honey please pair with me like two electrons in an S orbital,if you say no my heart will be broken down to small quanta pieces,every time i see you it goes to and fro faster than an alternating current! Be mine bby!"i'm saying with these i'm getting da girl.lol
     
  14. zumbemkuu

    zumbemkuu JF Bronze Member

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    aliyeanzisha keshasema tunajikumbusha maana hakuwa na hakika km ilishafika.
     
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    zumbemkuu JF Bronze Member

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    duh, hii nayo kiboko, hahahahahahaha
     
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    Makanyaga JF-Expert Member

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    Nice stuff, though you are supossed to have a clear distinctiction between a Mathematician and an Engineer.
     
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    Aine JF-Expert Member

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    Jamani mbavu zanguuuuuuuu!
     
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    Come to me baby cant you feel the gravitational force of love between us!Whenever i'm with you i feel safe like electrons in a noble gas.Electroplate my heart with your love and i will never corrode.LOLEST
     
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    zumbemkuu JF Bronze Member

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    hahahahahahahaaaa.......................
     
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    Good Guy JF-Expert Member

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    Duh love noma,i heard my partner a chemical engineer who waz complaining to his 'love bird'Babe the minute i saw you my heart complexed like a complex compound,my brain and heart went in different ways like a redox reaction.Be my order in this rate love expression.My heart is changed from it's molecular state to empirical state with you as the only balancing number.LOL
     
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