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Little johnny

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by GIUSEPE, Feb 23, 2012.

  1. GIUSEPE

    GIUSEPE Senior Member

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    The Nun teaching Sunday School was speaking to her class one Sunday morning
    and she asked the question, "When you die and go to Heaven... which part of
    your body goes first?"

    Suzie raised her hand and said, "I think it's your hands." "Why do you think it's your hands, Suzie?" Suzie replied, "Because
    when you pray, you hold your hands together in front of you and God just
    takes your hands first!"

    "What a wonderful answer!" the Nun said.

    Little Johnny raised his hand and said, "Sister, I think it's your legs."

    The Nun looked at him with the strangest look on her face. "Now, Little
    Johnny, why do you think it would be your legs?"

    Little Johnny said, "Well, I walked into Mommy and Daddy's bedroom the other
    night, Mommy had her legs straight up in the air and she was saying, 'O God,
    I'm coming!' If Dad hadn't pinned her down, we'd have lost her.
     
  2. Kabakabana

    Kabakabana JF-Expert Member

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    Little johnny agaaaaiĆ­in?
     
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