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Little Girl

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by X-PASTER, Sep 20, 2008.

  1. X-PASTER

    X-PASTER Moderator

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    A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
    The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.

    The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.

    Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.

    The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".

    The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"

    The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".
     
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    Aisee hako kabinti ni kajanja kweli.. Mapema kameshajichagulia kwenda peponi na kuepusha msongamano kamemchagulia mwalimu wake motoni.
     
  3. Jaden

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    Ha ha ha ha haaaaa!
     
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    TICHA KAFULIA............ahahhahhaha
     
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    Du! Hako kandele ni ka-jiniazi inabidi kakajiunge na jamaa wa NASA maana kanaona mbali sana
     
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