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Little girl in the plane...

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Natty Bongoman, Jun 9, 2009.

  1. Natty Bongoman

    Natty Bongoman JF-Expert Member

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    A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the
    airplane when the stranger turned to her and said,
    'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you
    strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.'

    The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed
    it slowly and said to the stranger, 'What would you
    like to talk about?'

    'Oh, I don't know,' said the stranger. 'How about
    nuclear power?' and he smiles.

    OK, ' she said. 'That could be an interesting topic.
    But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow,
    and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass - . Yet a
    deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a
    flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried
    grass. Why do you suppose that is?'

    The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl's
    intelligence, thinks about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have
    no idea.'

    To which the little girl replies, 'Do you really feel
    qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know
    sh.it?
     
  2. Tusker Bariiiidi

    Tusker Bariiiidi JF-Expert Member

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    Nice Stuff...
     
  3. Mutensa

    Mutensa JF-Expert Member

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    Mzee tusker,
    Hii tamu kama tusker bariiidiiiiiiii, na nyama choma pembeni
     
  4. Soulbrother

    Soulbrother JF-Expert Member

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    yeah very nice very very nice
     
  5. senator

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    Mtu mzima kaumbuka hapo..hahahaha imetulia kweli
     
  6. Natty Bongoman

    Natty Bongoman JF-Expert Member

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    Asanteni nyote... thank you all
     
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