Lines or words people utter before and after sex ??

[TANMO]

Before and after the process of making love there must be some phrases people normally use.

What are these words different people use?

Let's share experience Please!

Eg. Before the Act ___ Can you/we think of.....
After the Act ___ Wow, that was fantastic/thank you, ......

 

[Abdulhalim]

Mh..hii ipelekwe kule kwa akina Kibs kabla haijachafua hali ya hewa hapa jamvini.

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

shit...that was good

 

[TANMO]

Mh..hii ipelekwe kule kwa akina Kibs kabla haijachafua hali ya hewa hapa jamvini.

Taratibu Kaka!

 

[fundiaminy]

unaweza mteli laiv,dadaa hayo madesign nayamaind,kisha after that unamwambia kumbe una cargo tamu sana mrembo.

 

[SMU]

Wengine wanafikisha ujumbe kwa kulala na kuanza kukoroma!

 

[Ledwin]

Wengine wanafikisha ujumbe kwa kulala na kuanza kukoroma!

Hee sikujua kama kulala baada ya shughuli ,nayo imo

 

[Masanilo]

Mmhhh ur fattening smells like Pizza.......

 

[BAK]

I LOVE YOU, before and after

 

[Mbu]

boifrendi kwa gelifrendi wake;

kabla; "...haki yamungu, amini nakwambia, nitakuoa!"

baada; "...nawewe nae, kwani una haraka ya nini kuoana?"

Mke na mume;

kabla; "...mama nanihii usiharibu basi, tutaongea tukimaliza..."

baada; "...mume wangu, mume wangu...hatujamaliza kuongea umelala?"...(mume anakoroma!)

 

[Pretty]

boifrendi kwa gelifrendi wake;

kabla; "...haki yamungu, amini nakwambia, nitakuoa!"

baada; "...nawewe nae, kwani una haraka ya nini kuoana?"

Mke na mume;

kabla; "...mama nanihii usiharibu basi, tutaongea tukimaliza..."

baada; "...mume wangu, mume wangu...hatujamaliza kuongea umelala?"...(mume anakoroma!)

umenifurahisha sana hiyo ya GF na Bf

 

[Lambardi]

Ni kweli kwa wachangiaji waliopita kila rika na muda kwenye mahusiano yana matter sana,lazima itakuwa tofauti kwa walio wachumba muda mrefu,au wanaoanzana mara kwanza....tofauti na wanaorudiana waliokuwa mbali....au ndoa mpya kabisa.....yote ladha na maneno tofauti.....wajuzi watuambie,I.e nakupenda sana jinsi ulivyo....baada...sitaki uwe na urafiki wa karibu na ....(Rafiki wa karibu-wivu)

 

[Bigirita]

mmhhh! mtamu kama sambusa za mama Joni!!!

 

[Wayne]

Before and after the process of making love there must be some phrases people normally use.

What are these words different people use?

Let's share experience Please!

Eg. Before the Act ___ Can you/we think of.....
After the Act ___ Wow, that was fantastic/thank you, ......

Maneno yanayosemwa kabla na baada ya Sex ni MAAGANO ambayo yanakuja kuwa na "IMPACT" KUBWA SANA kwenye maisha ya wahusika.

"KAMA HUMAANISHI DO NOT UTTER A WORD, FOR YOUR OWN SAKE" hayo maneno yatakuwa kama JINAMIZI KWENYE MAISHA YAKO.

Ushaurio not utter a word,GUGUMIA TU...nayo ina raha yake.

UTAKUWA "FREED".