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Limbwata na faida zake

Discussion in 'Mahusiano, mapenzi, urafiki' started by X-PASTER, Feb 10, 2009.

  1. X-PASTER

    X-PASTER Moderator

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    WANT TO KNOW WHAT LIMBWATA MEANS?

    Mara nyingine mtu akiishi maisha ya kujali familia uambiwa amelishwa
    Limbwata aidha na Ndugu au Marafuki. Consider the following, LIMBWATA facts

    A) If LIMBWATA is to allow your wife to be a partner and participant in
    formulating the family budget, then I support it, becoz women are wiser
    spenders than men.

    B) If LIMBWATA means that the family money is used by Mama Watoto to
    purchase stuff at Kariakoo rather than being drunk by the husband at
    RIVERSIDE or GAZA ONE or pale kwa MACHENI
    then I support that men are affected by LIMBWATAz

    C) If a LIMBWATAz husband is the one who won't spend ALL the monthly salary
    with NYUMBA NDOGO or at KITIMOTO Bar (while his KIDS starve) then
    HONGERA to all LIMBWATAz husbands.

    E) If LIMBWATA means that a MUME spends quality time with his MKE and
    WATOTO, instead of engaging in dubious investments where he is CONNED then;
    "Watu Walishwe LIMBWATA forever".

    f) If LIMBWATA means that when MKEO is SICK you help her with work,
    that when she is over burdened you extend a helping hand then LONG LIVE
    LIMBWATAz.

    G) If LIMBWATA means that you DON'T BEAT UP your wife, that you seek
    assistance from your wife for they are called helpers when you have tried
    all the altanertives in vain, then LIMBWATAz LIDUMU MAISHA .

    H) If LIMBWATA means that you treat your wife as a human being, that you
    are polite, don't bark at her like a dog, DONT growl at her like a hyena,
    consider that after work she is as stressed as you are then VIVA
    LIMBWATAz.

    I) If LIMBWATA means that you are at home after work, and that your wife
    and kids are your next of KIN then HONGERA WALE WOTE WALILISHWA LIMBWATA.

    Na ukae hivyo hivyo kaka! KAMA UMELISHWA LIMBWATA, WEWE NI BINGWA!!
    Tell you WIFE to add More LIMBWATAz
     
  2. Penny

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    Saaaaafi sana paster, imetulia mkuu, waeleze haoooooo!
     
  3. Mbu

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    ...halafu baada ya ya yote hayo juu, unapoendelea kumsamehe Mkeo ambaye kila anapo cheat anakuja na visingizio kama, "shetani tu alinipitia mume wangu", hapo ujue LIMBWATA limekukolea haswa!
     
  4. Nyani Ngabu

    Nyani Ngabu Platinum Member

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    what is limbwata? i want my cupcake to have one....
     
  5. B

    Boney E.M. JF-Expert Member

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    I sopport 'Nyani Ngabu' to demand the meaning of Limbwata in the 1st place. Is it a herb? Where can I get some? How do I prescribe it depending on the results I expect? Please furnish us with this vital info.
     
  6. Opaque

    Opaque JF-Expert Member

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    Is it necessary to wait until she is sick or over burdened?
     
  7. Masanilo

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    Nilisikia zamani vijiweni, limbwata ni nyama iwekwayo ukeni (kwenye K) kama siku nzima!! Halafu inatolewa ikiwa almost fermented na inapikwa na kupewa muhusika. Ukiisha ila tu, husikii huambiwi, mkeo anaweza amua kucheat mzee wala huoni, hata mkeo akileta njemba nyumbani huelewi unakuwa umepumbazwa fulani. Mzee wa kushinda ndani na msuri........binafsi siamini mambo haya....ila kwa kuwa yanasemwa huenda yapo....
     
  8. Shishi

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    ?????????????????????????????????????????????????????? eti?????
     
  9. Penny

    Penny JF-Expert Member

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    Intresting! sasa hiyo nyama inawekwa ikiwa mbichi au imeshapikwa...ili nami nijaribu pia huenda hubby akatulia!lol
     
  10. Masanilo

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    HAhahhah weee Penny!! Nadhani inawekwa kipande kibichi....
     
  11. Penny

    Penny JF-Expert Member

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    Aksante sana kwa information, acha tujaribu mwaya...
     
  12. Baba_Enock

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    Mkuu,

    Kwa maana hiyo wale wanaokwenda "CHUMVINI" wakati wa majambozi ni 100% limbwated?
     
  13. Masanilo

    Masanilo JF-Expert Member

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    Hahahaha kazi kweli kweli, usiweke kamfupa unaweza umia hahahah kidding!
     
  14. Masanilo

    Masanilo JF-Expert Member

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    Oohh yeah
     
  15. Buswelu

    Buswelu JF-Expert Member

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    Hawa sasa ni rahisi kwao kukaona kama katakuwepo...suppose kwa maelezo ya juu kuwa kanawekwa kwa siku nzima....So wachimba chumvi hawawezi kukubwa na tatizo la kuwekewa libwata.

    Ila sasa kukaa uko uvinza kwa siku nzima lazima katakuwa kameshakwiva ndio kanawekwa....kwani kabichi..kisha kaende kwenye moto...basi kanakwisha nguvu....kwani si kenyewe tu..nahisi huwa kanachanganywa na vingine...
     
  16. Baba_Enock

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    Wakuu,

    I hope hicho kipande hakiwezi kuwa cha "mnyama" aka "KITIMOTO", kwa maana utengezaji wake kama kitoweo unaweza kuondosha uwezo wa mtu kuwa "limbwated"
     
  17. Spear

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    kiukweli wanaume wengi hawaelewi nini kinachomfanya msichana atafute mtu mwengine wa kumkidhi haja zake pale anapohisi mume hamkidhi kimapenzi wavulana wengi wamekuwa na mawazo yakuwa kufanya mapenzi mara kwa mara kama vile wanvofanya majogo kila dakika ndio amekuwa bingwa ukweli kuna mengi katika kufanya mapenzi na kufikia msichama aridhike kuwa na kichwa kikubwa haina maana unaakili nyingi
     
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  18. Teamo

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    sometimes hata ukimpenda mkeo,ukamsikiliza utaambiwa LIMBWATA.ukiwahi kurudi nyumbani walau upumzike na familia baada ya kuhangaiko mingi watasema LIMBWATA.ukimpa nafasi mkeo ya kusikilizwa katika ndoa watasema LIMBWATA.

    confusion!
     
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    :confused:
     
  20. Bujibuji

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    nyama hiyo mbichi huwekwa ukweni,
    je kama mimi nataka kumuwekea mke wangu nyama hiyo naiweka wapi??
     
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