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Lightbulb joke collection 98

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Mr.Toyo, Aug 25, 2011.

  1. Mr.Toyo

    Mr.Toyo JF-Expert Member

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    Q: How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
    A: That depends on the wage rate.

    Q: How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
    A: Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

    Q: How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
    A: None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.

    Q: How many Liberal Democrats does it take to change a lightbulb?
    A: None. "Well it's not really a question of should we change it or should we not change the lightbulb, but more a question of...(blah blah waffle)"

    Q: How many liberals does it take to screw in a light bulb?
    A: One liberal and twenty eight delegates representing all the social, economic, and ethnic communities.

    Q: How many liberals does it take to screw in a light bulb?
    A: Two-one to do it and the other to keep the first one's knee from jerking.

    Q: How many liberals does it take to screw in a light bulb?
    A: None: They can't remove the old ones since they are already part of the environment.

    Q: How many social scientists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
    A: They do not change light bulbs; they search for the root cause as to why the last one went out.
     
  2. The only

    The only JF-Expert Member

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    hii nimeipenda
     
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