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Life's hidden laws

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Che Kalizozele, Jul 2, 2011.

  1. Che Kalizozele

    Che Kalizozele JF-Expert Member

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    There are hidden but important laws which even scientists like Newtons and Einstein didn't reveal to us.But the truths are universal and,above all,worth observing.

    1. Law of waiting in line: If you change queues,the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.

    2.Law of mechanical repair: After your hands become coated with grease,your nose begin to itch.

    3. Law of the workshop: Any tool,when dropped,will roll to the least accessible corner.

    4. Law of alibi : If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire,the next morning you will have a flat tire.

    5. Bath theorem : When the body is immersed in water,the telephone rings

    6. Law of encounters: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with

    7. Law of the result: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work,it work

    8. Law of biomechanics : The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach

    9.Theater rule: People with the seats furthest from the aisle arrive last.
     
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    fredmlay JF-Expert Member

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    Law number 2-6 always happen to me as stated!
     
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    kitu law 6
     
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