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Life in Uswazi

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Lekanjobe Kubinika, May 9, 2011.

  1. Lekanjobe Kubinika

    Lekanjobe Kubinika JF-Expert Member

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    Chodo walked into class every morning with a black eye. After a while his teacher got worried and asked him about it. Chodo's answer was: "Our house is very small miss. Me, my mother and my father, we sleep on the same bed. Every night my father asks, 'Chodo are you sleeping? ' Then I say 'No' and then he slaps my face and gives me a Black eye."

    So the teacher says to him, "Tonight when your father asks again, keep dead quiet and don't answer". The following morning Chodo comes to school and his eye is fine, so the teacher breathes a sigh of relief.

    But the day after that Chodo comes back with a severe black eye again.
    "My goodness Chodo, why the black eye again?"
    He tells her: "Mam, Dad asked me again.. 'Chodo are you sleeping?.. and I shut up and kept dead still. Then my father and my mother started moving {you know} at the same time Mom was breathing erratically, kicking her legs up frantically and squealing like a demented hyena on the bed" ....

    Then my father asks my mother: 'Are you coming?'
    Then my mom says, 'Yes I'm coming, are you coming too?'
    And my dad answered 'Yes'.
    Not wanting to get left behind, I also answered and said
    'Wait for me, I'm also coming, let me just put on my shoes!'
    THAT'S WHEN I GOT A NO SLAP BUT A BLOW.

    Don’t laugh this is serious because the teacher is now planning to sue the Dad for higher degree innocent child abuse.














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    napita tu mkuu
     
  3. Lekanjobe Kubinika

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    Haya mkuu, angalia usinikanyage, pita kwa uangalifu.
     
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    Duh! nimecheka sana, yote kwa yote hii ni tabia mbaya sana kwa wazazi kutoandaa namna bora ya wao kuwa na faragha, wafanye kama wahindi (at least ambao nimewaona) wao mchana watoto wanapokuwa shule ndo unaona wanafunga duka kwenda kustarehe kwani usiku wote, wao na wattoto wanalala sebuleni.
    thx mkuu na huyo anayepita apite na viatu vyake manake hizi mvua zinazonyesha
     
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    Najaribu kuunganisha Dot hapo kwenye Nyekundu. Did you Intend to post the adress of the sender or You are giving out your real Identity?
     
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    Ulimakafu JF-Expert Member

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    Alichemka wakati wa kudelete naona.
     
  7. Lekanjobe Kubinika

    Lekanjobe Kubinika JF-Expert Member

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    Wala usihangaike. Soma tena mstari wa kwanza. Source: Yahoo friends. Inazunguka kwa marafiki hao pamoja na anuani hiyo. Siwezi kujua kwa nini ipo, labda alitaka msomaji ajue mtu aliyeleta kwanza hadithi hiyo ni huyo, a sign of property ownership - mimi sijui. Mkuu, mbona unakichunguza kitabu kwa gamba lake la juu badala ya kusoma kilichomo? Mimi nilidhani ungempongeza kwanza kwa kazi yake au ungemponda (maana ndio uhuru tulio nao) ndipo utoe hoja ya book cover. Huo ndio ustarabu ambao ni lazima tujifunze kuuiga. Contents always have the real sense than a title.
     
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    Hii thread sijaipenda kwani kumekuwa na kudhalilishana kwa kiasi kikubwa, nimewasiliana na mwenye namba hizo ambazo zimewekwa hafahamu lolote juu ya kuwekwa taarifa hizo, vile vile anaonekana ni mtu mwenye kujiheshimu.
     
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    :biggrin1::biggrin1::biggrin1:
     
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