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Life expirience !!!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Jewel, Oct 20, 2011.

  1. Jewel

    Jewel Senior Member

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    SIMPLE TRUTH No. 1

    Partners help each other undress before sex.

    However after sex, they always dress on their own.

    Moral of the story:

    In life, no one helps you once you're screwed.



    SIMPLE TRUTH No. 2

    When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch the stomach and say "congrats".

    But, none of them come and touch the man's penis and say "Good job".

    Moral of the story:

    "Hard work is never appreciated”
     
  2. Kyakya

    Kyakya JF-Expert Member

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    I like this
     
  3. mwantui

    mwantui JF-Expert Member

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    nzuri...
     
  4. derlevi2005

    derlevi2005 New Member

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    Unatisha kwa hii experience!! Uko juu.
     
  5. chapaa

    chapaa JF-Expert Member

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    Sasa tumbo na penis wapi na wapi?
    ujauzito unatokana na ushirikiano wa dick na pussy
    i disagree with your truth no 2
    pongezi ilistahili dick and pussy!!
     
  6. F

    Fredyse New Member

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    Duh!?!nmeipenda hyo....
     
  7. Mwendabure

    Mwendabure JF-Expert Member

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    Nimeipenda japo kizungu kimenifanya nisome nikiwa karibu na feni... lol!
     
  8. mgodi

    mgodi JF-Expert Member

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    Nimezipenda mkubwa.
     
  9. AMINATA 9

    AMINATA 9 JF-Expert Member

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    namba mbili mi hoi hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaloh!
     
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    Optimistic Soul JF-Expert Member

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    hahahaa for number 2, people are not sure of the father so they do not know which penis should be appreciated for its hard work
     
  11. mchemsho

    mchemsho JF-Expert Member

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    Aaah.! Hah hah , touch a what?? Pen's..mmh
     
  12. mchemsho

    mchemsho JF-Expert Member

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    Mods plz.! Wake up.!
     
  13. ARV

    ARV JF-Expert Member

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    Ha ha haaaaaa,they are not sure which penis made that stomach. Ha ha haaa,hii kali kweli.

    Optimistic Soul;hahahaa for number 2, people are not sure of the father so they do not know which penis should be appreciated for its hard work
     
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    THK DJAYZZ JF-Expert Member

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    Yap !!!
     
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