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Life atfer death...

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by daughter, Jun 1, 2010.

  1. daughter

    daughter JF-Expert Member

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    Boss: "Bongani, do you believe in Life after Death?"
    Bongani: "Ack-tually, no, Sir!"
    Boss: "Why not?"
    Bongani: "Well, basickully, dêr is no proof that it ack-tually exists, Boss."
    Boss: "Well, there is proof now."
    Bongani: ‘Hai-bo! Seri-aaasss?’


    Boss: ‘Yes absolutely.After you left early yesterday to go for your aunt’s funeral,she came here looking for you.’

    Bongani: ‘Eeeiissssssshhhhhh…………..’Bongani: "Hai-bo! Seri-aaass?"

     
  2. Ndibalema

    Ndibalema JF-Expert Member

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    So jamaa aliomba ruhusa kwa kusingizia ant yake amekufa?
    Tehe tehe tehe tehe!!
     
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    Partyrobert Member

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    Mke alikufa, akakutana na mumewe mbinguni. Akamwambia 'mume wangu bora tumekutana tuendeleze mapenzi yetu.'

    Mume akajibu 'weee! Weee! Tuliapa kifo ndio kitatutenganisha. Huku mbinguni nipo single, kuna malaika namfukuzia usije ukaniaharibia buree.'

    Chezea Life after Death wee!!!
     
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    Partyrobert Member

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    Balaa hy
     
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    manizzle JF-Expert Member

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    Hahahaaaaa
     
  6. Elkandy

    Elkandy Member

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    Hahahahahaha
     
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    Imetulia
     
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    Beautiful! I liked it.
     
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    Huuuuuuu!
     
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