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Lies detector Robot

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Eeka Mangi, Feb 6, 2012.

  1. Eeka Mangi

    Eeka Mangi JF-Expert Member

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    A Man bought a lie Detector Robot
    which slaps people who lie...
    He decided to test it one evening at Dinner. So he asked his
    son...
    ''Where were you today during school hours??''.... ''l was
    in class''.... Son replied.. ''Twack!!!'' the Robot slaped
    Son. The Son went like,...''ok... l lied, l went to the
    movies''...
    Dad asked...'' Which movie was it''??... ''Toy Story 3''....
    Son replied....''Twack!!''.. Robot slaped son again!....
    ''Ok!!..Ok... It was Porn!!''.... Son confessed.
    Dad got Angry and sayed...'' Whaaaat!!!!, when l was your
    age, l didn't even know what porn was...'' ''Twack!!!''
    Robot slaped Dad!...
    The man's wife who had been quiet all that while said...''
    Forgive him Dear, After all, He's your Son'' ......
    ''Twack!!!' Robot Slaped mum....!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  2. H

    Haris New Member

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    So fun
     
  3. M

    Malumbizo Member

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    du sitak kudanganya nisje nikapigwa na mimi
     
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    Malumbizo Member

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  5. Geraldo DaVinci

    Geraldo DaVinci JF-Expert Member

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    hahahaha wamepatika
     
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    PINER Member

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    kwahiyo na mama amekula kibao kwasaabab amesema uongo mtoto si wa yule baba au?...
     
  7. Eeka Mangi

    Eeka Mangi JF-Expert Member

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    Ndo hivyo mkuu mama naye alidanganya kumbe jamaa alikuwa akilea tu.
     
  8. K

    KIDOSHO Member

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    hahaha so funny nimeipenda hii zikija bongo hapa wataumbuka wengi sana.... "ulikuwa wapi>? foleni sana leo pia bosi aliniachia kazi nyingi.....Twack!!! hahahaha ndoa zitadumuuu
     
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