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Lie detector

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by ng'wanankamba, Apr 23, 2012.

  1. ng'wanankamba

    ng'wanankamba JF-Expert Member

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    Man buys a Lie detector robot that slaps people who lie.He decided to test it at dinner:Dad: Son where were you today during school hours?Son: At school (robot slaps son)Son: Okay I went to the movies!Dad: Which one?Son: Harry Potter (robot slaps again!)Son: Okay I was watching porn.Dad: What? When I was your age I didn't even know what porn was! (robot slaps dad)Mom: hahahahaha ! after all he is your Son!(robot slaps Mom).
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    Swts JF-Expert Member

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    Mahmoud Qaasim JF-Expert Member

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    hahahaaaa noma hiyo.
  4. Wilbert1974

    Wilbert1974 JF-Expert Member

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    Hapo hamna mkweli kuanzia Baba, Mama na Mtoto. Na huyo mama lazima aachike hapo DUH...:boom: