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LETTER TO MY COSIN... Obama

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Shy, Nov 14, 2008.

  1. Shy

    Shy JF-Expert Member

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    Nov 14, 2008
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    Dear Uncle Barrack,

    Congrats on your assumption to the throne of US. We your Nigerian
    famili are very happy for you and for ourselves. It is our turn now to
    chop US national cake and our enemies cannot do anything about that.

    I was to come to see you personally at Wite aus but I was not allowed
    at the airport because of say no fisa. I told them I am Obama kosin
    bet they refuse me. Your new elesion is a very good news for the Obama
    clan in Kenya and the famili in Nigeria . When I fest went to the
    family aus in Kenya to tell dem we are one famili they did not agree
    but my pastor from my church make 3 days dry fast and give me a
    special sponge to baf in barbitch after this they accept me. Becos
    they don't remember the sister of your granfada mother dat went to
    Nigeria and mari a shief live near Lagos in 1956 which is also my own
    personal great grandfada.

    Now the famili has choose me to diskus some important matas with you.
    You know you have been long in Amrica and have forget our traditions
    but tank God we, your famili are hia to guide you to be rill African
    man. As a president, you must have a male son in office who will take
    over after you die and since ya wife Mitchell has not able to do that,
    we have find a wife for you from your fada village. The famili have
    already chose a good girl from de village not like Amrica or lagos
    gals who are too stubborn to obey the famili. She is a humble well
    behave and edicated gal who study sewing and fasion disine so she can
    help with sewing your suit wen e tia and also unifom for ami and soja.
    I hope ya waif will assept famili shoice becos we have fogif her for
    her winchcraft wich dont allow her to have a male son but if not, she
    can go back to her fada. Even my pastor has say your younger thoter
    may need a deliverance becos her granmoda want to give her winsh and
    ogbanje spirit to chop. Please don't wori about what dis will cost
    becos I will do it with my own pusonal moni becos we are one famili.

    I also want to tell you that I want to set up NGO for hades unfans in
    Kenya and I can be the leader of the NGO. I have a good standard six
    degree and also studied computa at Iyana Ipaja so am well qualify for
    dis. Please I need your help for this.

    I hope you will consider my request. I will also like your personal
    mobile so I can call you. Please greet Auntie Minchel and the shindren
    for us. God bless you and may all your enemies fall down and die, in
    Jesus' name!

    Til I hear you, I am

    Yours amiable cousin



    calista obama
     
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