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Letter to Boss about World Cup

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by FirstLady1, Jun 30, 2010.

  1. FirstLady1

    FirstLady1 JF-Expert Member

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    Jun 30, 2010
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    DEAR Sir/Madam

    I wish to let you know that the FIFA World Cup is about to begin. This is
    not just any other tournament, it's the World Cup! Please note that this
    tournament takes place every four years and will take a month to finish,
    i.e. from

    11th June to 11th July, during this period take note of the following:

    1. I will be knocking off earlier than usual in order to watch the kick
    Off of the first game.

    2. Do not be surprised if I report a little bit late every morning, it
    will depend on the time the last game finishes.

    3. Production will go up during this month as almost all employees will
    be happy and highly motivated (Check Maslow's Motivation Theories with Human
    Resource).

    4. I know you are into other boring sports like golf, cricket, bowling,
    etc. Please if you want to fit in the work environment for the next one
    month, try to know something about soccer, even asking a foolish question
    like" Is Malawi playing tonight?" that is if you really want to fit in, or
    else you will be a loner for one full month.

    5. Greeting each other in the morning will change from "Good morning"
    to “How was the game last night?"

    6. I will not accept to work overtime during this period as no amount
    of money can buy me to miss a game. Therefore make sure you don't give me
    any work after 16:30hours.

    7. I will need to be up-to-date with the latest; therefore the first
    1hour every morning is for accessing sports websites and other updates on
    the internet and also chatting with friends on phone.

    8. Lastly, please do not think you can fire me should you decide to
    break any of the above rules as you will have to FIRE EVERYONE.



    Thank you for your understanding.



    Yours faithfully,



    Soccer Crazy Employee

    *CC:*

    § * Management*
    § * Union*
    § * Human Right Consultative Council (HRCC)*
    § * International Labour Organisation*
    § * United Nations Council for Human Rights *
    § * FIFA*

    :A S-rose::biggrin1::A S-rose::biggrin1:

     
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