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Letter to Bill Gates

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Freetown, Jun 13, 2008.

  1. Freetown

    Freetown JF-Expert Member

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    Letter from Banta Singh of Punjab to Mr. Bill Gates of Microsoft

    Subject: Problems with my new computer

    Dear Mr. Bill Gates,

    We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems,
    which I want to bring to your notice.

    1. There is a button 'start' but there is no 'stop' button. We request
    to check this..

    2. One doubt is whether any 're-scooter' is available in system? I find
    only 're-cycle', but I own a scooter at my home.

    3. There is 'Find' button but it is not working properly. My wife lost
    door key and we tried a lot trace the key with this 'find' button, but
    unable to trace. Please rectify this problem.

    4. My child learnt 'Microsoft word' now he wants to learn 'Microsoft
    sentence', so when you will provide that?

    5. I bought computer, CPU, mouse and keyboard, but there is only one icon
    which shows 'My Computer': when you will povide the remaining items?

    6. It is surprising that windows says 'MY Pictures' but there is not
    even a
    single photo of mine. So when will you keep my photo in that.

    7. There is 'MICROSOFT OFFICE' what about 'MICROSOFT HOME' since I use
    PC at home only.

    8. You provided 'My Recent Documents'. When you will provide 'My Past

    9. You provide 'My Network Places'. For God sake please do not provide
    Secret Places'. I do not want to let my wife know where I go after my
    office hours.


    Last one to Mr Bill Gates :
    Sir, how is it that your name is Gates but you are selling WINDOWS?
  2. Kevo

    Kevo JF-Expert Member

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    Umenichekesha kweli.We ze comedy nini?
  3. Mtaalam

    Mtaalam JF-Expert Member

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    dah nilishaisomaga ila nilipoisoma tena bado nilikua hoi kwa kicheko!! hivi gates kwanini asifikishiwe hiyo email?!!
  4. Shukuru

    Shukuru JF-Expert Member

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    dah hii ikimfikia nadhani computer zitakuwa too userfriend

    ila kwanini anauza madirisha wakati yeye ni mtu wa mageti? teh teh teh teh
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    hollo JF-Expert Member

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    hahahah!very intresting!
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    Ipole JF-Expert Member

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    Teh teh teh inafurahisha