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Let’s make fun with obama.

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Kombo, Jan 23, 2012.

  1. Kombo

    Kombo JF-Expert Member

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    One night, President Obama and his wife Michelle decided to do something out of routine and go for a casual dinner at a restaurant that wasn’t too luxurious. When they were seated, the owner of the restaurant asked the president’s Secret Service if he could please speak to the First Lady in private. They obliged and Michelle had a conversation with the owner.



    Following this conversation President Obama asked Michelle why the owner was so interested in speaking to her.



    Michelle mentioned that in her teenage years, the owner had been madly in love with her.
    President Obama then said, “So, if you had married him, you would now be the owner of this lovely restaurant.”


    To which Michelle responded, “No, if I had married him, he would now be the President.


    Courtesy of MO-Blog: Hapa
     
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    MUMY A JF-Expert Member

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    mh,hapa sichangiii,naogopa....
     
  3. Matango

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    Mke na Mume walipishana lugha nyumbani. Asubuhi wakawa na Safari wakapanda gari yao moja wote wawili bila kuongea. Baada ya mwendo wa kim 10 mke akazungumza neno likamkera mwanaumme. Mwanamke akageuka upande mwingine asimwangalie mumewe. Walipomalizika kim zingine 10 mume akaona zizi la ng'ombe, mbuzi na kondoo akamwambia MkeweTAZAMA JAMAA ZAKO WALE !!! Mwanamke akasema ni KWELI SHEMEJI ZANGU !!!!
     
  4. Kombo

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    Haya bwana! Khaaa...!!?
     
  5. SHIEKA

    SHIEKA JF-Expert Member

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    So Michelle Obama was implying that she is the one who made Obama the president! Funny.
     
  6. MAMMAMIA

    MAMMAMIA JF-Expert Member

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    Don't forget, to every successful man, there must be a woman involved.
     
  7. obsesd

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    lol..... true dat!
     
  8. Myakubanga

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    The opposite is prominent and true
     
  9. marejesho

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    What about Failure man? eg JK?
     
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    Myakubanga JF-Expert Member

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    There is a primary teacher behind
     
  11. DAWA YA SIKIO

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    Mmmmmmmh !
    Tusubiri wenyewe waje.
     
  12. mgodi

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    naungana na wewe mkuu.
     
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