Lets Laugh!

NGULI

JF-Expert Member
Mar 31, 2008
4,805
637
============ ========= ========= ======
AYUBA: I am Proud, coz my son is in Medical College.
Friend: Really, what is he studying?
AYUBA: No, he is not studying, they are studying him.

============ ========= ========= ========= ===
AYUBA: Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night.
DR: Take this tablet, you will be ok.
AYUBA: Can I take it tomorrow, tonight is final game.

============ ========= ========= ========= ====
AYUBA: If I die, will u remarry?
Wife: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry?
AYUBA: No, I'll also stay with your sister.

============ ========= ========= ========= ====
AYUBA complained to the police: 'Sir, all items are missing,
except the TV in my house.'
Police: 'How the thief did not take TV?'
AYUBA: 'I was watching TV news...'
============ ========= ========= ========= ========= ===
AYUBA: Why are all these people running?
Man - This is a race, the winner will get the cup
AYUBA - If only the winner will get the cup, why others running?

============ ========= ========= ========= ========= ===
Teacher: 'I killed a person' convert this sentence into future tense
AYUBA: The future tense is 'u will go to jail'

============ ========= ========= ========= ========= =====
AYUBAtold his servant: 'Go and water the plants!'
Servant: 'It's already raining.'
AYUBA: 'So what? Take an umbrella and go.'
 

Similar Discussions

0 Reactions
Reply
Back
Top Bottom