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Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by NGULI, May 18, 2009.

  1. NGULI

    NGULI JF-Expert Member

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    AYUBA: I am Proud, coz my son is in Medical College.
    Friend: Really, what is he studying?
    AYUBA: No, he is not studying, they are studying him.

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    AYUBA: Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night.
    DR: Take this tablet, you will be ok.
    AYUBA: Can I take it tomorrow, tonight is final game.

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    AYUBA: If I die, will u remarry?
    Wife: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry?
    AYUBA: No, I'll also stay with your sister.

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    AYUBA complained to the police: 'Sir, all items are missing,
    except the TV in my house.'
    Police: 'How the thief did not take TV?'
    AYUBA: 'I was watching TV news...'
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    AYUBA: Why are all these people running?
    Man - This is a race, the winner will get the cup
    AYUBA - If only the winner will get the cup, why others running?

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    Teacher: 'I killed a person' convert this sentence into future tense
    AYUBA: The future tense is 'u will go to jail'

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    AYUBAtold his servant: 'Go and water the plants!'
    Servant: 'It's already raining.'
    AYUBA: 'So what? Take an umbrella and go.'
     
  2. KIFARU

    KIFARU Senior Member

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    mkuu mbavu zinachanika.......
     
  3. Abdulhalim

    Abdulhalim JF-Expert Member

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    Kichwa cha thread kinatakiwa kipate certification kutoka mabingwa wa lugha..www.Engrish.com
     
  4. Kyakya

    Kyakya JF-Expert Member

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    Nimecheka hadi machozi yamenitoka
     
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