Kimbweka
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- Jul 16, 2009
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A farmer hires a college student one summer to help around the farm.
At the end of the summer the farmer says, "Son, since you have done such a fine job here this summer, I am going to throw a party for you."
The college guy says, "Right on, thanks a lot man."
So the farmer says, "Well you better be able to handle a few beers because there will be lotsa drinkn' going on."
College guy "Hey, I can drink just as much as anyone else so I should do just fine."
Farmer "There is also going to be a lot of fightn' so I hope you are ready."
College guy "I have been working hard all summer and I think I am in pretty good shape."
Farmer says, "Well, did I mention that there will be lotsa sex?"
College guy "Good. I have been out here all summer and I have been dying for some action, what should I wear to this party?"
Farmer says, "I don't care it's just going to be me and you."
At the end of the summer the farmer says, "Son, since you have done such a fine job here this summer, I am going to throw a party for you."
The college guy says, "Right on, thanks a lot man."
So the farmer says, "Well you better be able to handle a few beers because there will be lotsa drinkn' going on."
College guy "Hey, I can drink just as much as anyone else so I should do just fine."
Farmer "There is also going to be a lot of fightn' so I hope you are ready."
College guy "I have been working hard all summer and I think I am in pretty good shape."
Farmer says, "Well, did I mention that there will be lotsa sex?"
College guy "Good. I have been out here all summer and I have been dying for some action, what should I wear to this party?"
Farmer says, "I don't care it's just going to be me and you."
