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Let him Dig

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Endaku's, Nov 12, 2008.

  1. E

    Endaku's JF-Expert Member

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    An old man and woman were married for many years, even though they hated each other. When they had a confrontation, screaming and yelling could be heard deep into the night.

    The old man would shout, 'When I die, I will dig my way up and out of
    the grave and come back and haunt you for the rest of your life!'

    Neighbors feared him. They believed he practiced black magic, because of
    the many strange occurrences that took place in their neighborhood. The
    old man liked the fact that he was feared. To everyone's relief, he died of a heart attack when he was 98.

    His wife had a closed casket at the wake. After the burial,she went straight to the local bar and began to party, as if there was no tomorrow..

    Her neighbors, concerned for her safety, asked,'Aren't you afraid that
    he may indeed be able to dig his way up and out of the grave and come
    back to haunt you for the rest of your life?'

    The wife put down her drink and said, 'Let him dig. I
    had him buried
    upside down......'
     
  2. Abdulhalim

    Abdulhalim JF-Expert Member

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    Kwa hiyo akiendelea ku-dig atajikuta ameibukia kwenye opposite side? teh teh teh..dah hii kali.
     
  3. Bubu Msemaovyo

    Bubu Msemaovyo JF-Expert Member

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    Hicho kitakuwa ni miongoni mwa visima virefu duniani maana huyu Bw kwa mtindo aliozikwa ataweza kuchimba miaka na miaka akidhania atatoka nje kumbe ndiyo anaelekea kwenye core centre ya earth.
     
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