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Les pétits enfants

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by eRRy, Jun 16, 2011.

  1. eRRy

    eRRy JF-Expert Member

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    Un petit garçon et une petite fille sont dans le même lit. Le petit garçon :
    - Dis, tu sais quelle est la différence entre un petit garçon et une petite fille ?
    La petite fille :
    - Non, c'est quoi dis ?
    Le petit garçon soulève les couvertures et dit :
    - Ben regarde, c'est simple toi tu as un pyjama rose et moi un bleu.
     
  2. Omukuru

    Omukuru JF-Expert Member

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    sawa bana kama utani, hapa umezidisha ... una maana gani?
     
  3. Graca

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    C'est bon. Merci.
     
  4. Amina Thomas

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    je n'arrive pas. mais merci!
     
  5. LE GAGNANT

    LE GAGNANT JF-Expert Member

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    Voilà, C'est vrai. Il a le bleu and she has the pink. you made my day
     
  6. LE GAGNANT

    LE GAGNANT JF-Expert Member

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    Je crois que ills sont malades
     
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    mamanalia JF-Expert Member

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    hizi lugha zisizo na mvuto toeni humu jf
     
  8. womanizer

    womanizer Senior Member

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    Ha ha ha ha dah! mume wake angemkuta sijui ingekuwaje? Tehe tehe tehe
     
  9. eRRy

    eRRy JF-Expert Member

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    Qu' as-tu pensé donc?
     
  10. emma-chriss

    emma-chriss Senior Member

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    Quid quid plantatu sos solo sedit! hahaaaa
     
  11. Raia Fulani

    Raia Fulani JF-Expert Member

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    Merde!
     
  12. Mr Suggestion

    Mr Suggestion JF-Expert Member

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    Sasa naanza kuona umuhimu wa marehemu monsieur mwilwa (RIP) Japo monsieur katondora naye alinisaidia kidogo nimeelewa japo maneno mawili matatu nilipokuwa milambo secondary miaka ile ya wanakimbembe

    garçon = boy
    enfants = children

    petit = small boy, et and, sont are, dans in, meme some, tu you, sais know, quelle those, est is, souleve raises, dit this, regarde look, regarde bier(angalia vizuri) cest this is, toi you Nawewe, moi mimi moi je mappelle monsieur Surggestion je habbite un Tabora.
    Special thanks to Jonathan Manyasa sasa yupo pande za DUCE kama lecturer those days alikuwa form 5 KLF about 13 years past
     
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