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Leo ni: HESHIMA JUU kwa WANAWAKE!

Discussion in 'Mahusiano, mapenzi, urafiki' started by Asprin, Jan 15, 2010.

  1. Asprin

    Asprin JF-Expert Member

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    Kuna tukio nililiona jana:
    Acheni niwape heshima iliyotukuka wanawake woote;
    IMAGINE:

    ANAKUFUMANIA: Analia, ananyamaza, anasononeka, unambembeleza anakuelewa anakusamehe halafu anasahau!!!

    UNAZAA NJE YA NDOA: Anasononeka na kulia sana. Anakuchukia lakini baadaye anakusamehe. Halafu analea mtoto uliyemzaa nje kwa upendo. Kama ni kuchukiwa atachukiwa mtoto, si wewe uliyefanya umalaya!

    UNARUDI USIKU WA MANANE UKIWA MTUNGI: Anakukaribisha, anakuandalia chakula, unagoma kula. Anahifadhi chakula alichokuandalia bila manung'uniko.

    UNAAMKA ASUBUHI NA MAHANGOVER: Anakuandalia staftahi (saa nyingine unagoma kutumia staftahi yake unakimbilia baa kwenda kunywa Supu na kuzimua. Wala halalamiki!

    CHAKULA CHA USIKU: Ushapiga mtungi wako, mtarimbo umesimama, unataka huduma. Unamrukia, hamna maandalizi unamuumiza (Wengine wana mamitarimbo ya kufa mtu, sasa imagine hujamuandaa: LOL) Anavumilia ili akuridhishe. Na kesho yake tena inaweza tokea hii; hana kinyongo!

    UNAJIANDAA KWENDA KIBARUANI: Unakuta kashakuandalia viwalo, suruwale imenyooshwa kama ya askari trafiki, shati limepigwa pasi ya maana! Nguo ulizovua jana zimeshalowekwa tayari kwa kufanyiwa usafi! Ulichomuudhi jana kashasahau na kukusamehe!

    UNAMPA UJAUZITO: Anauthamini, anautunza anajifungua kwa uchungu, mtoto anakuachia wewe umpe jina, la kwake halimo kabisa kwenye majina atakayotumia mtoto! Na pamoja na uchungu wa kuzaa, bado yuko radhi kukuzalia mtoto mwingine na mwingine tena!

    Na mengine meeeeengi sana wanafanyiwa hawa watu lakini WANASAMEHE, WANAVUMILIA! Ni watu muhimu sana hawa watu maishani mwangu!

    HIVI INGEKEWA WANAUME TUNAFANYIWA HIVI INGEKUWAJE?

    Kwa leo acheni tu niwape heshima zao wanawake wote:

    I SALUTE AND LOVE THEM WOMEN!

    (NB: Leo niko kimaadili zaidi!)
     
  2. Teamo

    Teamo JF-Expert Member

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    HAHAHAHA!
    milele amina
     
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    Preta JF-Expert Member

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    siku tunagoma ndio mtatia akili
     
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    Pretty JF-Expert Member

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    ......Afanye vyote lakini hilo la kumfumania live na mwanamke mwingine noooooooo!!! Dunia yenyewe ya leo magonjwa nje nje ni big nooooooooo!!!!
     
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    Teamo JF-Expert Member

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    leo hatutahitaji OFF-TOPIC!TAFADHALINI SANA
     
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    Teamo JF-Expert Member

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    sasa leo upitie chawote mshiki akuandalie MCHEMSHO WA KUKU WA KIENYEJI!nimeshaiprint hii nimemfaksia amekubali mapigo.....
     
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    FirstLady1 JF-Expert Member

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    mie nikimfumania kwa kweli ....hapo nashindwa kupata jibu kamili
     
  8. NGULI

    NGULI JF-Expert Member

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    Tukio hilo uliliona kwa nani??
     
  9. Asprin

    Asprin JF-Expert Member

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    Jana mwenzio kafumania akasamehe! Ndio chanzo cha hii thread!
     
  10. Asprin

    Asprin JF-Expert Member

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    Taratibu, ntakupunguzia heshima!
     
  11. Asprin

    Asprin JF-Expert Member

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    HODIIIII! Chawote hapo?
     
  12. Kaizer

    Kaizer JF-Expert Member

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    Mi nina wasi wasi na kitu kimoja tu..hii kitu kweli imetoka kwa mtu wa valuer na serengeti? nabii atatoka kweli nazareti? si tunamfahamu huyu? mchumbawe si huyu nani hii hapa na wapwa zake si ndio kina Fidel80 Geof, PJ, na mabinamu kina bht, naniliu (sijui ako wapi), kina Aninna, Shishi, MJ1, na wengineo?

    HUYU AMEPATA WAPI HEKIMA HII?
     
  13. Lily Flower

    Lily Flower JF-Expert Member

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    Hiyo ya kufumania I dont buy it, tutaleteana mbinde tu, hizo nyingine life goes on.
     
  14. Asprin

    Asprin JF-Expert Member

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    Kwa kweli leo nimekaa kimaadili zaidi! Jana kuna jamaa kafumaniwa live na mkewe! Sijawahi kuona mwanamke analia vile! Makamanda tulikaa naye kwa masaa mawili, wanandoa wakashikana mikono! Leo nampigia simu jamaa kumuuliza kilichoendelea night akanambia AMEMRUSHIA MAJI MAZITO KAMA KAWA! LOL!
     
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    Preta JF-Expert Member

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    si unajua hata yule nanihii alikuwaga malaika
     
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    Teamo JF-Expert Member

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    twende mbele na kurudi nyuma hata kama tutachelewa WANAWAKE NI MAMA ZETU!

    PAMOJA NA MATATIZO MENGI AMBAYO TUNAYAONA LAKINI WANAWAKE WANASTAHILI HESHIMA YA PEKEE!

    hongereni sana wanawake
     
  17. Asprin

    Asprin JF-Expert Member

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    Hahaha! Nilijua tu, nabii hakubaliwi nyumbani. Lakini habari ndiyo hii: Leo niko kimaadili zaidi!
     
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    Teamo JF-Expert Member

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    hehehehehe!
    hata yesu walimjaji hivyo hivyo...

    MWISHO WA SIKU ALIKUFA KWA AJILI YAO TU
     
  19. Asprin

    Asprin JF-Expert Member

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    Hasira na wivu si sifa ya kwanza ya mwanamke! Badilika dada!
     
  20. Asprin

    Asprin JF-Expert Member

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    Leo utakula SENKSI mpaka ukamate namba tano kule kwenye rank!
     
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