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Lengo ni uponyaji tu; na si ufufuo wa wafu!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Wilbert1974, Jul 3, 2012.

  1. Wilbert1974

    Wilbert1974 JF-Expert Member

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    Grandma and Grandpa were watching a healing service on the television.

    The evangelist called to all who wanted to be healed to go to their television set, place one hand on the TV and the other hand on the body part where they wanted to be healed.

    Grandma got up and slowly hobbled to the television set, placed her right hand on the set and her left hand on her arthritic shoulder that was causing her to have great pain.

    Then Grandpa got up, went to the TV, placed his right hand on the set and his left hand on his pubis.

    Grandma scowled at him and said, "I guess you just don't get it. The purpose of doing this is to heal the sick, not raise the dead."

    Gradma hapa alikuwa anaogopa nini??