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Lecturer na story za kutunga a.k.a chai

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by tindikalikali, Jul 22, 2011.

  1. tindikalikali

    tindikalikali JF-Expert Member

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    Katikati ya lecture jamaa akaanza kuuza chai, "enzi hizo nipo kijijini nilikuwa nakimbia balaa, kuna siku nilimkimbiza swala mpaka nikamkamata..." kabla hajamalizia simu yake iliita na akaenda kuongelea nje, aliporudi akawauliza wanafunzi niliishia wapi? Wakamwambia pale ulipomkamata.. Akaendelea..." nilipomkamata nikaanza kumdunda mangumi, nikamwambia unalipa au hulipi hela yangu..."
     
  2. Deodat

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    duuh, haya bana teh teh teh !
     
  3. Saint Ivuga

    Saint Ivuga JF-Expert Member

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    hahahah!! Huyu ndio lecturer wa ukweli.. Sio mwanzo wa pindi hadi mwisho anawahadithia tu vitu ambavyo vishaandikwa kwenye vitabu.kila mtu anaweza kusoma
     
  4. Jaguar

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    Safi saana,kuna thread moja inaendana kidogo na hii,ilikuwa inaitwa'mwongo akihadithia'.....nikamfukuza yule swala,nikamkamata na kisha nikamlaza chini,(mara akapigiwa simu).Aliporudi,akauliza,eenh nilishia wapi,akajibiwa,'pale ulipomlaza'....basi bwana,nikamvua nguo kisha nikaanza kumla mate!
     
  5. tindikalikali

    tindikalikali JF-Expert Member

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    aaah aaah hyo kali, swala analiwa mate!!
     
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    kakolo Senior Member

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    Duh noma. Ila inatufundisha nini?
     
  7. Jaguar

    Jaguar JF-Expert Member

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    Ukiwa mwongo uwe na kumbu kumbu nzuri.
     
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    mja JF-Expert Member

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    jamani saa zingine muwe mnatulia basi, jokes zingine mutafanya mbavu ziume sana...
     
  9. tindikalikali

    tindikalikali JF-Expert Member

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    aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah aaaaaaaaaah
     
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    Mambo ya short term memory bwanaa
     
  11. nzedanze

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    Hiii chai ya udsm walahi kama sio Dr.Rwaitamba bac atakua ni Prof mshoro wa Ardhi aliyekua Udsm enzi zileeeeeeeeeee
     
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    22nd JF-Expert Member

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    usiwe kama nani vile? hebu nikumbushe, such as..J
     
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    Mchaga wa ukwel Member

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    Hiyo noma! Ndo malekture vihiyo hao! Hata kumbukumbu hawana,wanafundisha nini?
     
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    Bujibuji JF-Expert Member

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    Tuwe waongo hadi tumshinde shetani
     
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