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Learning mathematics the hard way.

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by fundiaminy, Sep 19, 2011.

  1. fundiaminy

    fundiaminy JF-Expert Member

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    A businessman sends an email to
    his wife.
    'My Dear Wife,
    You will surely understand that I
    have certain needs that you with
    your 54 years can no longer
    supply. I am very happy with you
    and I value you as a good wife.
    Therefore, after reading this
    email, I hope you will not
    wrongly interpret the fact that I
    will be spending the evening
    with my 18 year-old secretary at
    the Comfort Inn Hotel.
    Please don't be perturbed. I shall
    be back home before midnight. '
    When the man came home, he
    found the following letter on the
    dining room table.
    'My Dear Husband,
    I received your e-mail and thank
    you for your honesty. I would like
    to take this opportunity to
    remind you that you are ALSO 54
    years old.
    At the same time, I would like to
    inform you that while you read
    this, I will be at the Hotel Fiesta
    with Michael my tennis coach,
    who, like your secretary, is also
    18 years old.
    As a successful businessman
    with your excellent knowledge of
    mathematics, you will
    understand that we are in the
    same situation, although with
    one small difference:
    18 goes into 54 a lot more times
    than 54 goes into 18.
    Therefore, I will not be back
    until lunchtime tomorrow. '
     
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    OTIS JF-Expert Member

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    Hahaha...nimecheka...
     
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    Amyner JF-Expert Member

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    Hahahahahahaha amazingly FUNNY!!
     
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    Optimistic Soul JF-Expert Member

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    kesho yake utaskia kwenye news hiyo hotel imeungua moto hahahahaa
     
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    Shine JF-Expert Member

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    Wamekua wakweli leo ili wasiadhike kesho, sio mbaya
     
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    Ebanaeee...
     
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    what goes around comes around!!!!
     
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    Waooo...
     
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    Wang'wise JF-Expert Member

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    nimeipenda, hahahaa
     
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    mla na vyake pia huliwa
     
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    Memo JF-Expert Member

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    Maamaaaaa!!
    Balaaaa!
     
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    deadteja JF-Expert Member

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    18 goes into 54 with more tremendous force than the way 54 goes into 18! At the end huyo Serengeti Boy atabaki na mashine imebadilika rangi kama maini na huyo 54 atabaki na milengelenge kama vile alijimwagia maji yanayochemka! On the other hand, 18 akimaliza shughuri na oldman wake, lazima atafute wa kumalizia naye, UNLESS 54 awe ametumia viagra. Lkn hii kali mazee!
     
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    i LIKE IT sijaingia humu siku nyingi joke
     
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    Tasia I JF-Expert Member

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    oooohh my........,
    huuuuwi!
    hii inaweza kukupa presha walah.
    18hadi ikakamilishe 54??? ni mara 3.
    lakini 54 kwa 8 ni 0.14
    yani hapa labda ni videnda tu, wala hamvui.
     
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    fundiaminy JF-Expert Member

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    kuwa ukipitiapiatia mkuu.ama jukwa la siasa limekubana zaidi katika hali ya kujenga misingi ya kumng'oa jk? Ha ha ha.
     
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    fundiaminy JF-Expert Member

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    ha ha ha.umeniuwa na kicheko.ati labda videnda tu.lol.
     
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