Lekanjobe Kubinika
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- Dec 6, 2006
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A man was brought before a judge charged with NECROPHILIA (making love to a dead person). The judge told him, "In 20 years on the bench, I've never heard such a disgusting, immoral thing. Just give me one good reason why I shouldn't lock you up and throw away keys?" THE MAN REPLIED, "I'll give you THREE good reasons:
1. It's none of your business;
2. She was my wife; and.....
3. I didn't KNOW she was dead, she ALWAYS acted that way!"
SO LADIES, TRY TO MOVE A LITTLE DURING THE GAME…..
GUYS, IF THERE IS NOT MUCH MOVEMENT, STOP IMMEDIATELY AND CHECK THE PULSE.
A man was brought before a judge charged with NECROPHILIA (making love to a dead person). The judge told him, "In 20 years on the bench, I've never heard such a disgusting, immoral thing. Just give me one good reason why I shouldn't lock you up and throw away keys?" THE MAN REPLIED, "I'll give you THREE good reasons:
1. It's none of your business;
2. She was my wife; and.....
3. I didn't KNOW she was dead, she ALWAYS acted that way!"
SO LADIES, TRY TO MOVE A LITTLE DURING THE GAME…..
GUYS, IF THERE IS NOT MUCH MOVEMENT, STOP IMMEDIATELY AND CHECK THE PULSE.
