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Learn a word a day: Necrophilia

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Lekanjobe Kubinika, Sep 26, 2011.

  1. Lekanjobe Kubinika

    Lekanjobe Kubinika JF-Expert Member

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    A man was brought before a judge charged with NECROPHILIA
    (making love to a dead person). The judge told him, "In 20 years on the bench, I've never heard such a disgusting, immoral thing. Just give me one good reason why I shouldn't lock you up and throw away keys?" THE MAN REPLIED, "I'll give you THREE good reasons:
    1. It's none of your business;
    2. She was my wife; and.....
    3. I didn't KNOW she was dead, she ALWAYS acted that way!"


    SO LADIES, TRY TO MOVE A LITTLE DURING THE GAME…..
    GUYS, IF THERE IS NOT MUCH MOVEMENT, STOP IMMEDIATELY AND CHECK THE PULSE.

     
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