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Lawyers you are too much..

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by daughter, May 26, 2010.

  1. daughter

    daughter JF-Expert Member

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    A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along and hit the door, ripping it off completely. When the police arrived at the scene, the lawyer was complaining bitterly about the damage to his precious BMW.
    "Officer, look what they've done to my Beemer!" he whined.
    "You lawyers are so materialistic, you make me sick.’ Retorted the officer, ‘You are so worried about your stupid BMW that you dint even notice your left arm was also ripped off.’

    ‘Oh my God!’ replied the lawyer, finally noticing the bloody left shoulder where his arm once was, ‘Where is my Rolex?’
     
  2. JM Aristotle

    JM Aristotle Senior Member

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    Mmh! That's just too materialistic...
    Good one!!!
     
  3. Mahesabu

    Mahesabu JF-Expert Member

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    kwani MARANDO WA CHADEMA NI LAWYER NAYE?
     
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    pmwasyoke JF-Expert Member

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    The only learned brothers!
     
  5. cheusimangala

    cheusimangala JF-Expert Member

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    kumbe sio wachaga tu au huyo lawyer ni mangi.
     
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