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lawyers wouldnt like this

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Ngambo Ngali, May 20, 2010.

  1. Ngambo Ngali

    Ngambo Ngali JF-Expert Member

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    There was a contruction worker who was working on a building when he fell 15 stories to his bloody death.

    He arrived at the pearly gates and St. Peter said "Oh, I am sorry, my son. But you have been sentenced to hell."

    The worker agreed - not like he could do anything else - and he was on his way.

    When he arrived, the devil looked at him and said, "Ah! A new slave. We shall burn you and throw you in the fiery pits."

    Then the worker replied, "That wall could use a bit of patching. I could fix it first and you could throw me in the pit afterward." So he fixed the wall.

    Satan, intrigued, asked, "What else can you build?"

    So the construction worker went about his job and made many improvements; in fact, by the time he was done, hell was a paradise. It had air conditioning, pools, balconies, you name it.

    Within a few days, God phoned Satan and said, "I think there has been a mix-up. That worker was originally supposed to come to heaven."

    Satan replied, "No way -- he's built all sorts of useful stuff for us. We're keeping him."

    God then said, "Oh, yeah? Well, I'll see you in court. We're going to sue you for this man's soul and damages."

    Satan just laughed: "And where are you going to find a lawyer?"
     
  2. senator

    senator JF-Expert Member

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    Hahahahahahaha..I like the last sentence huh huh!!
     
  3. JM Aristotle

    JM Aristotle Senior Member

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    Gosh!
    I'm willing to be the lawyer!
    That is completely unfair... lol
     
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    Nesindiso Sir JF-Expert Member

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    Du! Washikaji wote wako upande wa Satan!
     
  5. Mahesabu

    Mahesabu JF-Expert Member

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    The law is blind so do the lawyers......!
     
  6. Mahesabu

    Mahesabu JF-Expert Member

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    Manake watatoa hukumu tata kama zilivyo sheria zao tata.....! Mabilioni yamepotea....sheria inasema 2 years.......mwalimu anamfundisha mwanafunzi hesabu kwenye chumba cha guest house 30 years.......!
    haya bwana wenyewe mnajiita learned brothers.....!
     
  7. Masikini_Jeuri

    Masikini_Jeuri JF-Expert Member

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    Hell is their home! teh teh teh teh teh!

    Gavana ajengengewa nyumba ya billion mnasema ni haki yake kisheria na kina mama wazazi wanalala watatu kitanda kimoja!
     
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    Rubi JF-Expert Member

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    :angry:
     
  9. Da Womanizer

    Da Womanizer JF-Expert Member

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    Pamoja mkuu
     
  10. Da Womanizer

    Da Womanizer JF-Expert Member

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    Not all of them but probably most of them.....
     
  11. Da Womanizer

    Da Womanizer JF-Expert Member

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    Wat is so unfair?? What u want 2 b dont change the facts...remember wat u want alwayz luk good 2 u!!!!!!!!teh teh teh
     
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