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Lawyer huyu .....!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by HorsePower, Jun 29, 2011.

  1. HorsePower

    HorsePower JF-Expert Member

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    Lawyer huyu .....!

    A local United Way office realized that the organization had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer. The person in charge of contributions called him to persuade him to contribute.
    "Our research shows that out of a yearly income of at least $500,000, you give not a penny to charity. Wouldn't you like to give back to the community in some way?"

    The lawyer mulled this over for a moment and replied, "First, did your research also show that my mother is dying after a long illness, and has medical bills that are several times her annual income?"
    Embarrassed, the United Way rep mumbled, "Um ... no."

    The lawyer interrupts, "or that my brother, a disabled veteran, is blind and confined to a wheelchair?"
    The stricken United Way rep began to stammer out an apology, but was interrupted again.
    "or that my sister's husband died in a traffic accident," the lawyer's voice rising in indignation, "leaving her penniless with three children?!"
    The humiliated United Way rep, completely beaten, said simply, "I had no idea..."

    On a roll, the lawyer cut him off once again, "So if I don't give any money to them, why should I give any to you?"

    Enjoy ....
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    davycom Member

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    huyu lawyer ni kauzu
  3. serio

    serio JF-Expert Member

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    mmh,.huyo ni great..!!