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Discussion in 'JF Chit-Chat' started by Moony, Oct 5, 2012.

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    Moony JF-Expert Member

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    LAW OF QUEUE:

    If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.

    LAW OF TELEPHONE:
    When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.

    LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR:
    After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.

    LAW OF THE WORKSHOP:
    Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

    LAW OF THE ALIBI:
    If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.

    BATH THEOREM:
    When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.

    LAW OF ENCOUNTERS:
    The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

    LAW OF THE RESULT:
    When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will!

    LAW OF BIOMECHANICS
    :
    The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.


    THEATRE RULE:
    People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive last.

    LAW OF COFFEE:

    As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold
     
  2. Abdulhalim

    Abdulhalim JF-Expert Member

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    lolz..
     
  3. Katavi

    Katavi Platinum Member

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    It's true...
     
  4. M

    Mmwaminifu JF-Expert Member

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    Amazing!
     
  5. Gaijin

    Gaijin JF-Expert Member

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    Hizi "law" kuntu
     
  6. Captain22

    Captain22 JF-Expert Member

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    thanks mkuu.
     
  7. Emanuel Makofia

    Emanuel Makofia JF-Expert Member

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    Mkuu kuna siku nilizitafakari most of them do apply!:poa
     
  8. Kongosho

    Kongosho JF-Expert Member

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    you have made my day lol

    Double LiKe
     
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    Moony JF-Expert Member

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    maana yake nini?
     
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    Moony JF-Expert Member

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    unaona? thread kama hii haina wachangiaji kwa sababu haina umbea!
     
  11. Ruttashobolwa

    Ruttashobolwa JF-Expert Member

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    Safi sana kijana! Nimezipenda hizo!
     
  12. Chuma Chakavu

    Chuma Chakavu JF-Expert Member

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    THE LAW OF QUEUE always applies to me when i'm at the shoprite-mlimani city!!!
     
  13. Donn

    Donn JF-Expert Member

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    Dah... Most ni kweli...
     
  14. Gaijin

    Gaijin JF-Expert Member

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    Manake swadakta kabisa
     
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    cacico JF-Expert Member

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    unawajuaje wambea kama na wewe si mmbea! kama mimi ndio naamka nimeiona na nachangia kama hiviu, ulitaka woteeeeeee tuhame majukwaa mengine tuhamie hapa??? u-dictator mwingine?? kaaaaazzzzz kwel kwel!!
     
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    Myakubanga JF-Expert Member

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    Hahaha...dah!
    Very true!
     
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    charminglady JF-Expert Member

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    Liiiiiiiiikeeeeeeee!!!!!!
     
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    frakitosho JF-Expert Member

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    To me it applies when am in a traffic jam at ubungo
     
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    simplemind JF-Expert Member

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    The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence.
     
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    Chachu Ombara JF-Expert Member

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    We mkareee
     
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