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Laughter series: You never told me....!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Kwetunikwetu, Sep 18, 2009.

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    Craig goes into the drug store to buy condoms. The pharmacist says the condoms come in packs of 3, 9, or 12 and asks which he wants to buy.

    "Well", Craig said, "I've been seeing this girl for a while and she's really hot. I want the condoms because I think tonight's "the" night. We're having dinner with her parents, and then we're going out. Once she's had me, she'll want me all the time, so you'd better give me the 12 pack." Craig made his purchase and left.

    Later that evening, Craig sits down to dinner with his girlfriend and her parents. He asks if he might give the blessing, and they agree. He begins the prayer, but continues praying for several minutes. The girl leans over and says, "you never told me you were such a religious person." Craig leans over to her and whispers, "You never told me that your father is a pharmacist."
     
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