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Laughter series: Stupid urgency...!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Kwetunikwetu, Jul 6, 2009.

  1. Kwetunikwetu

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    A man walked into the doctor's office and stood before the receptionist, saying nothing.

    Finally she looked up at him and said, "Can I help you?"

    He said, "Shingles."

    So she took down his name, address, medical insurance number and told him to have a seat.

    Fifteen minutes later a nurse's aid came out and asked him what he had.

    He said, "Shingles."

    So she took down his height, weight, a complete medical history and told him to wait in the examining room.

    A half-hour later a nurse came in and asked him what he had.

    He said, "Shingles."

    So she gave him a blood test, a blood pressure test, an electrocardiogram, told him to take off all his clothes and wait for the doctor.

    An hour later the doctor came in and asked him what he had.

    He said, "Shingles."

    The doctor said, "Where?"

    He said, "Outside in the truck. Where do you want them?"
     
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