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Laughter series: Smarter sex....?

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Kwetunikwetu, Nov 4, 2009.

  1. Kwetunikwetu

    Kwetunikwetu JF-Expert Member

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    A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt.

    After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a man, that's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days."

    Flattered, the man replied, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely!"

    "This must be a sign from God!" The woman continued, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune."

    Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman.

    The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man.

    The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"

    The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police..."
     
  2. SMU

    SMU JF-Expert Member

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    Duh, huyo mwanamke ni mjanja sana!
     
  3. eRRy

    eRRy JF-Expert Member

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    dah! drive under influence(dui)
     
  4. Chimunguru

    Chimunguru JF-Expert Member

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    km kawaida EVE aka m deceive ADAM hahahahaha
     
  5. Mopao Josee

    Mopao Josee JF-Expert Member

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    Akili ku mkichwa ...duh...
     
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    Nesindiso Sir JF-Expert Member

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    Ni muuaji kabisa huyo!! Usiombe awe mkeo
     
  7. PakaJimmy

    PakaJimmy JF-Expert Member

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    Hapendwi mtu hapo!
    Hiyo chupa ya wine ndo itammaliza huyo jamaa...ataonekana alilewa na kusababisha ajali!
    Kaeni kwa ujanja na wanawake!
     
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    shonge Member

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    Yeye angemjibu sidanganyiiiiiiiiiiiiiiki
     
  9. Chapakazi

    Chapakazi JF-Expert Member

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    Si ndo imekula kwake...FULLU....
     
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    Mbonafingi Senior Member

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    kama mwanamke ni mjanja mjinga ni nani ? kazi kwenu wababa.:D
     
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