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Laughter series: Rules for dating my daugher.....!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Kwetunikwetu, Sep 29, 2009.

  1. Kwetunikwetu

    Kwetunikwetu JF-Expert Member

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    The following places are not appropriate for a date with my daughter:
    1. Places where there are beds, sofas, or anything softer than a wooden stool.
    2. Places where there are no parents, policemen, or nuns within eyesight.
    3. Places where there is darkness.
    4. Places where there is dancing, holding hands, or happiness.
    5. Places where the ambient temperature is warm enough to induce my daughter to wear shorts, tank tops, midriff T-shirts, or anything other than overalls, a sweater, and a goose down parka zipped up to her throat.
    6. Places showing movies with a strong romantic or sexual theme are to be avoided; movies which feature chain saws are okay. Hockey games are okay. Old folks homes are better
    Last edited: Sep 29, 2009