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Laughter series: Omwami, the great!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Kwetunikwetu, May 27, 2009.

  1. Kwetunikwetu

    Kwetunikwetu JF-Expert Member

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    Omwami bought a new mobile.
    He sent a message to everyone from his Phone Book & said,
    'My Mobile No. Has changed. Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610'

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    Omwami: I am Proud, coz my son is in Medical College .
    Friend: Really, what is he studying.
    Omwami: No, he is not studying, they are Studying him.
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    Omwami: Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night.
    DR: Take this tablet, you will be ok.
    Omwami : Can I take it tomorrow, tonight is the final game.
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    Omwami : If I die, will u remarry?
    Wife: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry?
    Omwami : No, I'll also stay with your sister.
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    Omwami : People consider me as a 'GOD'
    Wife: How do you know??
    Omwami : When I went to the Park today, everybody said, Oh GOD! U have come again..
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    Omwami complained to the police: 'Sir, all items are missing, except the TV in my house.'
    Police: 'How come the thief did not take TV?'
    Omwami : 'I was watching TV news...'
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    Omwami comes back 2 his car & find a note saying 'Parking Fine'
    He Writes a note and sticks it to a pole 'Thanks for the compliment.'
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    How do you recognize Omwami in School?
    He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases the board.
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    Once Omwami was walking he had a glove on one hand and not on other.
    So the man asked him why he did so. He replied that the weather forecast ann ounced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would be hot.
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    Omwami in a bar and his cellular phone rings. He picks it up and
    Says 'Hello, how did you know I was here?'
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    Omwami : Why are all these people running?
    Man - This is a race, the winner will get the cup

    Omwami - If only the winner will get the cup, why are others running?[FONT=&quot] [/FONT]
    ============ ========= ========= ========= ========= ===
    Teacher: 'I killed a person' convert this sentence into future tense
    Omwami : The future tense is 'u will go to jail'
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    Omwami told his servant: 'Go and water the plants!'
    Servant: 'It's already raining.'

    Omwami: 'So what? Take an umbrella and go.'
     
  2. Bujibuji

    Bujibuji JF-Expert Member

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    Jamaa kweli ni zuzu magic
     
  3. Kwetunikwetu

    Kwetunikwetu JF-Expert Member

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    yap thats all about Omwami, the great
     
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    Bluray JF-Expert Member

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    Good humor,

    However that Socrates quote, admittedly carying the zeitgeist at the time, is now most barbaric and Chauvinistic.
     
  5. Yo Yo

    Yo Yo JF-Expert Member

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    arrrrrg english kama ya kwenye bible
     
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