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Laughter series: Mongolian VD

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Kwetunikwetu, Mar 19, 2009.

  1. Kwetunikwetu

    Kwetunikwetu JF-Expert Member

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    An American tourist goes on a trip to China . While in China , he is very sexually promiscuous
    and does not use a condom all the time. A week after arriving back
    home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his "tool" covered with bright green and
    purple freckles.
    Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never
    having seen anything like it, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days.

    The man returns a couple of days and the doctor says "I've got bad
    news for you. You've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard
    of here. We know very little about it". The man looks a little perplexed and says "Well, give me a
    shot or something and fix me up doc". The doctor answers "I'm sorry, there's no known
    cure.
    We're going to have to amputate your "tool".

    The man screams in horror "Absolutely not! I want a second opinion".
    The doctor replies "Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want but
    surgery is your only choice".
    The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll
    know more about the disease. The Chinese doctor examines his tool and
    proclaims
    "Ah yes, Mongolian VD.
    Vely lare disease".The guy says to the doctor "Yeah yeah, I already know that but what we
    can do?
    My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my tool?" The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs "Stupid Amelican docta,
    always want to opelate. They make more money that way. No need to
    opelate!"

    "Oh Thank God!" the man replies.

    "Yes" says the Chinese doctor "You no worry! Wait two weeks. Dick fall
    off by itself! You save money"
     
  2. N

    Nesindiso Sir JF-Expert Member

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    teh! teh! teheee. Mshikaji alifikiri ame save.
     
  3. Tusker Bariiiidi

    Tusker Bariiiidi JF-Expert Member

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    Duuh!!! Every man's nigthmare...
     
  4. Saikosisi

    Saikosisi JF-Expert Member

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    Duh! Hiyo haijatulia..
     
  5. senator

    senator JF-Expert Member

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    mambo ya kula roast maini hayo(kwenda dry)!!
     
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