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Laughter series: Married to IT expert...!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Kwetunikwetu, May 12, 2009.

  1. Kwetunikwetu

    Kwetunikwetu JF-Expert Member

    May 12, 2009
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    Husband: "Good Evening Dear, I'm Now logged in."
    Wife: Have you brought the grocery?
    Husband: Bad command or filename.
    Wife: But I told you in the morning
    Husband: Erroneous syntax. Abort?
    Wife: What about my new TV?
    Husband: Variable not found...
    Wife: At least, give me your Credit Card, I want to do some shopping.
    Husband: Sharing Violation. Access denied
    Wife: Do you love me or do you only love computers or are you just being funny?
    Husband: Too many parameters...
    Wife: It was a great mistake that I married an idiot like you.
    Husband: Data type mismatch.
    Wife: You are useless.
    Husband: It's by Default.
    Wife: What about your Salary?
    Husband: File in use ... Try after some time.
    Wife: What is my value in the family.
    Husband: Unknown Virus
    In the middle of the night, the husband extends his hand

    Next step: Go to a constitutional court for interpretation of contract!
  2. SnEafer

    SnEafer Senior Member

    May 20, 2009
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    Nice one...
  3. Kyakya

    Kyakya JF-Expert Member

    May 20, 2009
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    hahahahaaa! veeeery fanny