Husband: "Good Evening Dear, I'm Now logged in." Wife: Have you brought the grocery? Husband: Bad command or filename. Wife: But I told you in the morning Husband: Erroneous syntax. Abort? Wife: What about my new TV? Husband: Variable not found... Wife: At least, give me your Credit Card, I want to do some shopping. Husband: Sharing Violation. Access denied Wife: Do you love me or do you only love computers or are you just being funny? Husband: Too many parameters... Wife: It was a great mistake that I married an idiot like you. Husband: Data type mismatch. Wife: You are useless. Husband: It's by Default. Wife: What about your Salary? Husband: File in use ... Try after some time. Wife: What is my value in the family. Husband: Unknown Virus In the middle of the night, the husband extends his hand Wife : SORRY, ACCESS DENIED Next step: Go to a constitutional court for interpretation of contract!