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Laughter series: Lessons from TRA..!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Kwetunikwetu, Jul 13, 2009.

  1. Kwetunikwetu

    Kwetunikwetu JF-Expert Member

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    The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a standing 1,000,000 Tanzanian Shilling (TAS) bet.

    The bartender would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran into a glass, and hand the lemon to a patron. Anyone who could squeeze one more drop of juice out would win the money.

    Many people had tried over time (weight lifters, longshoremen, etc.) but nobody could do it. One day a scrawny little man came in, wearing thick glasses and a polyester suit, and said in a tiny, squeaky voice, "I'd like to try the bet."

    After the laughter had died down, the bartender said OK, grabbed a lemon, and squeezed away. He then handed the wrinkled remains of the rind to the little man.

    But the crowd's laughter turned to total silence as the man clenched his fist around the lemon and six drops fell into the glass. As the crowd cheered, the bartender paid the 1,000,000/= TAS, and asked the little man, "what do you do for a living? Are you a lumberjack, a weight lifter, or what?"



    The man replied, "I work for the TRA (Tanzania Revenue Authority)."
     
  2. Kwetunikwetu

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    Manake jamaa TRA wanajua kukamua kodi mpaka mtu atoke damu....!
     
  3. PakaJimmy

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    Du ..hii kweli ni kali..
    Ni kweli hawa jamaa wa Tunaponda Raha Ajabu ni wataalamu wa kukamua.
    Wakati nchi za wenzetu wanawaambia wananchi wao "Lipa kodi ufaidike na maendeleo, hawa jamaa zetu motto yao ni "Lipa kodi uepuke usumbufu"
    Ha ha haa!
     
  4. Kwetunikwetu

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    Hiyo point ya mwisho imetulia mkuuu....duh jamani..!
     
  5. Kyakya

    Kyakya JF-Expert Member

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    Tena kwa Mzalendo ndo utakamuliwa hadi utoke maji Damu ikiisha. Wageni wala hawaguswi
     
  6. Kwetunikwetu

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    tena kwa sisi wafanyakazi ndio balaa zaidi.......................! Unakamuliwa kinoma...
     
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