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Laughter series: Ladies toilet......!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Kwetunikwetu, Oct 16, 2009.

  1. Kwetunikwetu

    Kwetunikwetu JF-Expert Member

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    A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the barman who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face close to hers. When he does so, she begins to gently caress his beard which is full and bushy.

    "Are you the manager?" she asks, softly stroking his face with both hands.

    "Actually, no" he replies.

    "Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him." she asks, running her hands up beyond his beard and into his hair.

    "I'm afraid I can't" breathes the barman - clearly aroused. "Is there anything I can do?"

    "Yes there is. I need you to give him a message" she continues huskily, popping a couple of fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently.

    "Tell him that" she says "there is no toilet paper or hand soap in the ladies toilet".
     
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    Boney E.M. JF-Expert Member

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    Kapatikana mchana kweupeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!Hiyo kali
     
  3. Kwetunikwetu

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    haahaaa haa....jamaa analamba-lamba tu.......chumvi chumvi kwa mbali kumbe kojo..!
     
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    Sokwe Mjanja JF-Expert Member

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    Si bora iwe kojo aisee, inawezekana mama ametoka kwenye 'big need'......
     
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    Bigirita JF-Expert Member

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    ha ha ha ahtetetee,

    lakini hii ya "big need" kali pia
     
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    duh balaaa....!
     
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    eRRy JF-Expert Member

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    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yE6PNps5N9I"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yE6PNps5N9I[/ame]
     
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