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Laughter series: How to overcome a credit crunch...!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Kwetunikwetu, Aug 4, 2009.

  1. Kwetunikwetu

    Kwetunikwetu JF-Expert Member

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    It is the month of August, on the shores of the Black Sea. It is
    raining, and the little town looks totally deserted. It is tough times,
    everybody is in debt, and everybody lives on credit.

    Suddenly, a rich tourist comes to town. He enters the only hotel, lays a
    100 Euro note on the reception counter, and goes to inspect the rooms
    upstairs in order to pick one.

    The hotel proprietor takes the 100 Euro note and runs to pay his debt to
    the butcher. The butcher takes the 100 Euro note, and runs to pay his
    debt to the pig farmer.

    The pig farmer takes the 100 Euro note, and runs to pay his debt to the
    supplier of feed and fuel. The supplier of the feed and fuel takes the
    100 Euro note and runs to pay his debt to the town's prostitute that in
    these hard times, gave her "services" on credit.

    The hooker runs to the hotel, and pays off her debt with the 100 Euro
    note to the hotel proprietor to pay for the rooms that she rented when
    she brought her clients there. The hotel proprietor then lays the 100
    Euro note back on the counter so that the rich tourist will not suspect
    anything.


    At that moment, the rich tourist comes down after inspecting the rooms,
    and takes his 100 Euro note, after saying that he did not like any of
    the rooms, and leaves town.

    No one earned anything, however, the whole town is now without debt, and
    looks to the future with a lot of optimism.

    And that, ladies and gentlemen, is exactly how the world is doing
    business
    and barely surviving today!
     
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