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Laughter series: Great tattoo....Don King..!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Kwetunikwetu, Jul 21, 2009.

  1. Kwetunikwetu

    Kwetunikwetu JF-Expert Member

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    A Girl gets two tattoos on her inner thighs: one of Mike Tyson on her right inner thigh and the other is of Evander Holifield on her left inner thigh. She points to them and asks the bartender
    "Does this look like Mike Tyson?" Bartender says "No."

    She then asks "Does this look like Evander Holifield?"
    Bartender says "Nope sorry."

    She's says "Well I want another opinion."
    She sees a drunk guy at the end of the bar. She points to her inner right thigh and asks him;

    "Does this tattoo look like Mike Tyson?"
    Drunk guy says "No."
    She points to her inner left thigh and asks
    "Well does this tattoo look like Evander Holifield?"

    Drunk guy says "No but the one in the middle looks like Don King."
     
  2. SMU

    SMU JF-Expert Member

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    Don King with his long nice hair?
    I can tell that guy was not drunk!;)
     
  3. Kwetunikwetu

    Kwetunikwetu JF-Expert Member

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    tehe tehe....mi sina comment bana..!
     
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    uporoto01 JF-Expert Member

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    inaonyesha mwanamama alikuwa na bonge la afro huko chini hahaha! kwa jinsi nywele za Don King zilizo simama sipati picha.
     
  5. Kaka

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    hii ilikuwa kali duh
     
  6. Raia Fulani

    Raia Fulani JF-Expert Member

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    kaka, mavu.zi hayo
     
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