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Laughter series:Goodbye, Mom! Love you..

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Kwetunikwetu, Jun 8, 2009.

  1. Kwetunikwetu

    Kwetunikwetu JF-Expert Member

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    A young man shopping in a supermarket
    noticed a little old lady following him around.
    If he stopped, she stopped.
    Furthermore, she kept staring at him.

    She finally overtook him at the checkout,
    And she turned to him and said,
    'I hope I haven't made you feel ill at ease;
    it's just that you look so much like my late son..'

    He answered, 'That's okay.'

    'I know it's silly, but if you'd call out 'Good bye, Mom'
    as I leave the store, It would make me feel so happy.'

    She then went through the checkout,
    And as she was on her way out of the store,
    The man called out, 'Goodbye, Mom.'

    The little old lady waved, and smiled back at him.

    Pleased that he had brought a little sunshine
    Into someone's day, he went to pay for his Groceries.

    'That comes to $121.85,' said the clerk.

    'How come so much . I only bought 5 items..'

    The clerk replied,
    'Yeah, but your Mother said
    You'd be paying for her things, too.'

    Don't trust little Old Ladies!!
    !
     
  2. Natty Bongoman

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    HAHAA... mama chizi... ingekuwa ni mimi, nikimuona tena ningemuitia polisi nikitamka 'katoroka mirembeni'
     
  3. Kwetunikwetu

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    mama ametulia, naona alimsoma jamaa kwanza then akaona kaingia kingi...akaua
     
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    Aaaah! wamama wengine mafisadi tu...! Ah!
     
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    hahaa... kabisaa
     
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    hii kali
     
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    Bibi alitumia akili sana, inavyoonekana alikuwa hana hata senti
     
  8. Kwetunikwetu

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    tehe tehe.....mjini shule; shamba kilimo
     
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